Kelly

The antagonist of Melanie Martinez's K-12, an extremely insecure and self-centered girl. She's also self-entitled and a fake friends (a trashtalker behind people's backs)

Kelly really is a Kelly.

by doihaveapseudonym October 20, 2020

Aidan Kelly

Aidan Kelly of Stuart Florid is the most sigma male in the universe! He sometimes has no friends, but that's only because he's so sigma; everyone is intimidated by his presence. When the world barks at Aidan, he roars back... RAWRRRRR!!! Oh Aidan, cheers to you!

Aidan - "Is that a third nipple on your belly button? I have one too!"

Unknown - "Oh Aidan Kelly, you're so hot baby. RAWR"

by nautisavage December 18, 2024

Spud Kelly

Same as Dap, or Respek Knuckles.

Derived from the boxer by the same title.

The friends greeted with a Spud Kelly.

by Dickens Heighdor April 13, 2008

kelly foster

A trash ass teacher that 100% doesn't care about her students at all. And she gets triggered all the damn time.

Im Kelly Foster and im a Hoe.

by loltrollghoul October 19, 2018

The Kelly and Klein or K n K

To have a 6 and 9 in your hole cards in texas hold'em.

I won that hand with the K n K

by Ryan June 3, 2004

Kelly

Kelly describes a woman with a very strong will.She's the sweetest person you'll ever meet and she has a very nice sense of humor.She might seem distant at first but she never is of any harm to you actually.She's very supportive of her friends and wants everyone to be happy.She's also VERY stylish and that bitch is THAT bitch,so you better not hurt her 'cause she'll mentally ruin you.If you know a Kelly you better give her lots of love 'cause she's an overthinker and her heart is very fragile.Also,she loves alchohol.

I didn't expect Kelly to be such a fun person to be with

by kirbious69 November 21, 2021

Kelly Blew Book

Da official yearly "what it's typically worth" manual stating da average retail value of fellatio performed by women of different ages, body-types, and nationalities.

Anyone who arbitrarily repeats facts from da Kelly BLEW Book can so totally "BLOW it out his ear" --- each individual lady is different, and her capability and satisfaction have nothing whatever to do with her age, build, or nationality; it comes down to the level of "experience" she has, what her lips and tongue are like, how favorably she feels towards you, etc.

by QuacksO January 1, 2020