Russian Fudge

This is when the guy sticks his schlong in the girl's butt and then pulls out and screams "I love Vladimir Putin!"

Damn girl, your butthole is so tight I wanna russian fudge tonight!

by lover6969& April 15, 2020

fudge n' fluff

The act of lying and adding a lot of extraneous details.

I talked to Jeff about why he didn't finish his paperwork. He tried to give me the old fudge n' fluff about not feeling well.

by Hank Hanacozta December 12, 2017

Fudge Slap

The act of slapping a friend with a turd in your hand

Joe was sleeping so I woke him up with a Fudge Slap

by Zeeker53 April 25, 2016

fudge

The brown, chalky textured group that is on your dick after you pull it out of someone's ass hole.

"You into anal, bro?"
"Nah man, not since I got that delicious fudge on my dick from that one guy".

by thegoodshepherd21 July 29, 2019

Fudge Cabin

A semi-private but locally-renowned gathering place for casual anal sex and/or deviant sexual acts involving feces. Generally located in a rural area or small town.

"The Fudge Cabin is where the incest poop-sex happens..."

by OberonTheGoat July 24, 2015

Making Fudge

A more friendly way to say you’re taking a crap

Boss: “ Why were you in the bathroom for 30 minutes ? You should be working .
You: “ Sorry sir I was making fudge.”

by Davidfudgemaster July 23, 2023

Welcome to Fudge Mountain

The line you mutter after walking out of a Poopy Fortress

*walks out of poopy fortress* *says happily: "Welcome to Fudge Mountain!"*

by Gunther Benson November 3, 2019