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sloppy christian

the sexual act where a man drugs a woman putting her to sleep then ejaculating inside of her and a few months later the woman is wondering how she got pregnant when she has never had sex and you claim it was the holy spirit
Guy 1:Yo dude i gave jessica a sloppy christian and now im a father
Guy 2: you mean the holy spirit?
by AyyySlim June 24, 2020
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Rehab Christian

A person of Christian faith who was cycled through a faith based rehab program and now thinks it is their life’s mission to spread the word of god and convert all non Christian’s
“Since when has Tom been religious?”
“About 6 months ago when he went got busted with drugs and became a rehab christian
by Supmate5834 June 6, 2023
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Christian Harassment

1. A persistent and aggressive form of demanding that another join the Christian faith.

2. Intimidation or coercion employed to convert others to Christianity or another Religion

3. Threats made with claims that another will go to hell, that they need to seek Jesus or have Jesus forced upon them.

4. The denial of basic reality in lieu of claiming that, in essence, the only solution to essentially all problems is to 'turn to Jesus,' become Christian, abandon one's own sacred personal identity or cease enjoyable activities based on arbitrary and often out of context scripture or disingenuous conjecture made from a position of willful ignorance.

5. Claims made with the implication of medical authority by quacks or Christian brand witch doctor; also claims made from pseudo-authority to any other trade, skill, profession or area of expertise.

6. Unyielding political sedition, treason, terrorism or other criminal activity for the result of forcing others to conform to perceived Christian values.

7. Nihilistic, psychopathic and pedophilic behaviors veiled in aggressive psychological projection onto others and under the auspices of Christianty.
These people won't stop with their Christian harassment, they even come knocking on my door to "tell me the good news of the lord"
by Sith-Mother Stefani May 2, 2023
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christian bautista

A name often given to a person who is very smart, but has no common sense AT ALL; also it is a term used if someone's mouth is very shaky while drinking on a water container.
Boy 1: Dude you why are you drinking your water bottle like that?
Boy 2: Because I'm a Christian Bautista
by DickBuster69 April 3, 2017
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kateri and christian

The cutest couple ever to be together on earth. Everybody is always wishing to be a couple like them.
Kateri and Christian are the cutest couple ever.
by paisleyploeger@rcisd.net November 21, 2016
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