cream tool

The act of being stupid, retarded, and/or extremely delayed.

"Boy, that Jim sure is a cream tool!"

by TessAmanda November 2, 2007

Defiance Tools

Tools to Navigate Life.

It's SUCH a beautiful day outside today that I can't wait to get my Defiance Tools Folding B2 Ebike out of my closet and ride it to class.

by SDS68 January 17, 2019

hipster tool

Normally a guy who thinks he isn't a hipster, or a tool, but listens to a lot of Spotify playlists called Indie Electronic, plays Ultimate Frisbee, and is not able to hit on girls.

"Wow that guy is super hipster, but also is a complete ass"
"Yeah he's a hipster tool"

by Marmarbrinks May 15, 2015

Tool

A gun. Usually referring to a pistol or a short barreled rifle/shotgun.

You niggas know I always keep that fuckin tool on me.

by Free bobby shmurda June 10, 2018

Tool

Tool" is just a slang term for penis. It also has other meanings like Calling someone a "tool" is a less profane way of calling them a "dick" or "cock" or "prick". Or a asshole

1: yo bro stop being a damn tool and throw away your fucking trash man.

2: Me and And Ashley had sex last night I put my Tool in her :)

by Beverly Jokesmen August 6, 2024

Gold tools

The worst type of tools in the game Minecraft. Attacks and mines better, but has a short life. Choose diamond over gold.

"Hey guys! Check out my gold tools!"
*mines obsidian with gold pickaxe, breaking the pick in the process*
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

by Supertrain12 November 23, 2019

Tool

One who is a slave to the system and a blatant pseudo intellectual. These people, usually males (as females are referred to as twats), can be spotted with great ease. Usually seen wearing Ed Hardy and Shutter Shades or wearing their giant sunglasses on their head at midnight. These people typically are into whatever everyone else is into or what MTV tells them is cool, but will still claim to be "different". They will also, almost always, drink nothing but Heineken and Jagerbombs.

Bro, are you serious with those sunglasses right now? It hasn't been light out for like 4 hours you fucking tool.

by Calvert Man August 26, 2009