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Jason

dude Jason makes cool stuff but he's been known to punch/kick his fans. Jason will often hand you a cola and say "you understand the law of reciprocity yes? i give you something and you must give me something in return" with a coy sinister smile. Jason will often speak of people as chess pieces, pawns for his big game, saying "I don't see people with lives, friends, families & pets, I see pawns, objects I can manipulate with my hands" with a cartoonishly evil grin. One time at MAGfest Jason walked upto my little sister and pulled on her hair really hard until her scalp came off.
Nick: YOOOO DID YOU JUST PULL A JASON?
Yin: Yeah bro, I just kicked Steve in the balls
by SpammableConquisitor July 30, 2021
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Jason

Takes jokes to heart
Jason you're shit at fifa

guys yer actually so mean
by bigwangry-an August 1, 2021
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Jason Murphy

Jason is a retard who cant play any video games. He is shit at almost every single one but one. Farming simulator. He is also a massive snowflake who can’t take a ducking joke for being shit at every game
You’re such a jason murphy
“goes offline
by BallZuckerBurger August 1, 2021
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Jason

Jason is just a really amazing guy who has calm voice, works out, and enjoys his life with friends and family, he likes to play for example apex legends and another game genshin impact, people think he is weirdo because he is in a good way, he loves to joke around, play true or dare, listens to three tons of Metallica, loves to ft with friends, watches the office, he is the type of that when you date him, you won’t regret being with him, he is a true gentlemen, treats everything with respect, and he also has a ig which you should follow- jasonzxf_
Girl 1- Jason FaceTime today, he is amazing

Girl 2- of course he is Jason
by Jxsonthepunpkingking August 2, 2021
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Me: Jason Likes Sonic
Jason: True
by Jasonisafurry August 4, 2021
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jason

jason is the name of a guy with many admirers. hes also kinda hot and probably plays basketball, attracts older women too
“wah jason so hot
too bad so many girls are chasing him”
by has a crush on jason August 20, 2021
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jason neale

women 1: look its Jason Neale
women 2: omg hes so sexy
by Little jones June 22, 2021
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