Negative dildo

An obnoxious term used for someone with a bad attitude or mood also used to say that someone is grumpy or has a bad disposition.
E.g

She is always mad. Must be that negative dildo up her backside.
by Dopiemaster1.7 April 24, 2019
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sword fighting dildos

A particular star sign that looks like two lighted dildos sword fighting for world freedom as each star point lights up. An example of this poetic dance can be found after dark at the lighted sign outside Walli’s in Burton, Michigan.
Hey man, we’re meeting at the bar near the sword fighting dildos. You coming?!
by Corn & Rye November 27, 2022
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Spicy Fire Dildo

A solo sexual act in which a person uses a lit Mortar firework to masturbate with in their Vagina and must cum before the mortar goes off. The person involved in committing this act has also committed to the consequence of the mortar going off inside them should they fail to ejaculate in time.
My partner and I really wanted to try something new so we used a Spicy Fire Dildo. Unfortunately, they didn’t make it through the night
by Uncle Sam’s Misfit Children February 09, 2022
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Go Get A Dildo

Go Get A Dildo is another way a man tells you that he is afraid of the Test Track ride at Epcot Center in Walt Disney World. There is no cure.
We be freaky and afraid of that mad Test Track ride at Epcot Center so we state Go Get A Dildo. We wanted to be comedians.
by Nelly's On Fire October 04, 2020
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A confusing look on someone's face when they don't understand the Question or the joke that you just shared .
Tommy was so confused when his date asked for 10 pints of lager to wash down a bag of peanuts he had a face like a chimp trying to open a yellow dildo
by Wee mikey May 08, 2022
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Lego dildo

For boys a Lego flag pole into the uncircumcised pp
I had a Lego dildo when I was a child and high heels because my mom wanted me raped
by Cody5050 January 31, 2022
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Dildo Tank

Video game challenging players to shoot dildi into the vagina of a sloppily dancing marionette lady.
Hey Wade, let's go play some Dildo Tank!
by Wes Rupp da Muppet June 24, 2016
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