think for yourself

An exhortation that, taken at face value, is actually good advice, except that when people tell you to do it, they don't ACTUALLY mean "Think for yourself", they mean "Reject mainstream news sources, and trust fringe, loony ones". On the rare occasion that they don't mean this, they still mean "Think for yourself, and agree with me!" At no time, when anybody ever tells you to think for yourself, does the thought ever cross their mind that you could possibly think for yourself, and reach a different conclusion from the one that they reached, or one that is even opposite to the one that they reached.

"Vaccines are poison, and chemtrails are causing birth defects! Think for yourself, watch this poorly-researched YouTube video, and you will agree with me!"

by q359 July 25, 2023

Go Drac Yourself

The insult you say to someone who doesn't like Kim Dracula.

You don't like Kim Dracula do go drac yourself!

by LXXLoveRoulette July 29, 2023

Go decant yourself!

A saying coined by greatest service industry professional alive! Commonly used when someone needs to calm down, chill, or “aerate” themselves.

You need a breath of fresh air. Go decant yourself!

by Young Money D-Money July 23, 2024

I will shit yourself

To shit in the garments of another human being, usually while they're wearing them.

Guy 1: And that's checkmate! Good game!
Guy 2: I will shit yourself.
Guy 1: ...what?

by keyboard8 August 19, 2024

how do you dress yourself in the morning

rhetorical question designed to highlight the subject's idiocy, to the point that it's a marvel they are able to even do basic things like dress themselves

person 1: doesn't chocolate milk come from brown cows?

person 2: how do you dress yourself in the morning?

by personman334 September 11, 2023

To Joey yourself

To Joey yourself.
To die in the most stupid way possible.

Guy 1: WHAT THE F*CK HAPPENED!!!
Guy 2: he shot himself

Guy 1: MF THE GUN WAS *EMPTY!*
Guy 2: you should also try it
Guy 1: try what?
Guy 2: To Joey yourself

by Hi igor January 19, 2024

you should kill yourself

you should kill yousrelf is a move normaly used in the mma the person smacks the shit out of your head with his dick then lets you suck it until you cum living in hell for the rest of your life john cena and the rock are invinsible for this move because they are gay

and john cena says you should kill yourself and gets sucked of

by pro writer bami January 29, 2024