Your Mom

Your mom jokes are used for Dumb jokes 3rd graders use

3rd grader:Your Mom is so Fat, When she fell I didn't laugh but the sidewalk cracked up.

Other 3rd grader:Ohhhhhhh That was goooood

by 09M09M October 21, 2021

Your mom

I did her

I did your mom. Sorry bud

by The kid who did your mom July 1, 2021

Your Mom

A response to stuff you do not want to answer.
A mean way to say maybe.

Perso 1:“How often do you wash your underwear?“

Person 2:“Your Mom!“

by NigelBillingsley January 20, 2023

Your mom

Fattest person like donald trump

Eww thats your mom EWWW

by ugly gurl😜 December 7, 2020

your mom

Answer to everything.

Dude: What time is it?
Dude#2: Your MOM!

by yo mada🍆💦 April 21, 2018

your mom

when someone like a friend,teacher, or parent ask what you are doing or ask a question you always say "your mom" in the sentence

john-"what did u eat last night"
you- "your mom"

by i have your mom March 12, 2018

Not your mom

Yeah, no shit. My mom's not a filth-slut.

Filth-slut "I'm not your mom!"

Hym "Why would I, a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived, confuse you with my mother? Are you calling my mom a filth-slut?"

by Hym Iam February 10, 2025