This is when you getting something good is a lock, a gift, a sure thing, or a guarantee cause you have an inside connection. BUT you're not a clown - you actually deserve and have earned this opportunity. You know it's gonna happen and it's wonderful!
Gary: "I need this to happen. He has two degrees, he will be in a separate department than me, and he has more energy than an ADHD kid in a VR simulation."
Mary: "He does seem to exceed all of the qualifications for this position. I'll gladly call him and say you're in like in in win! Now let's go smoke a fat one and then wreck that vending machine! There's Hot Fries and Spicy Peanuts!"
Mary: "He does seem to exceed all of the qualifications for this position. I'll gladly call him and say you're in like in in win! Now let's go smoke a fat one and then wreck that vending machine! There's Hot Fries and Spicy Peanuts!"
by von groovy August 9, 2024

What a girl tells you when you do something nice for her. You think that she's into you so you ask her "the question." Only for her to tell you that you're like a brother to her. So you kys.
by HugeBigLargeBig December 12, 2023

2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!
~silence~
My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!
~silence~
by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023

Person 1:
"Did you hear what happened to my sister at the grocery store?"
Person 2:
"No?"
Person 1:
"She parked across the disabled bays again. Shit had been smeared over her windscreen."
Person 2:
"Well… if you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked."
"Did you hear what happened to my sister at the grocery store?"
Person 2:
"No?"
Person 1:
"She parked across the disabled bays again. Shit had been smeared over her windscreen."
Person 2:
"Well… if you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked."
by sherlock-3 July 28, 2025

It is a literary term used to burn someone hotter than my mixtape. This term ascends beyond things like "Your mom gay" or "Your daddy a lesbian." I did it to my friend once. My friend has level 2 cancer.
by Train Tracks May 14, 2018

by Α February 3, 2022
