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New York Minuet

A phrase used in street skateboarding to describe you need a moment to relax in between your tries because of all the cigarettes you smoke while being out of your comfort zone.

The timespan can vary a lot depending on someones health and smoking habits.
Take your New York minuet. I know you can do it. Let's get this gleich.
by DiedieGruppe July 9, 2019
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New York Flu Like Symptoms

Fever* or feeling feverish/chills.
Cough.
Sore throat.
Runny or stuffy nose.
Muscle or body aches.
Headaches.
Fatigue (tiredness)
Some people may have vomiting and diarrhea, though this is more common in children than adults.

While sometimes described as "New York Flu Like Symptoms" it's also described as:

Derby Drudge
Hong Kong Cough
San Fran Scam
Natomas Nap
Ventura Dysteria

Vaginal Myalgia

All of these conditions have one thing in common. Proximity to John "Youngie" Young.

AKA: Midget porn expert
Tax avoidance expert
Analogies disguised as metaphors expert

Chainsaw repair expert
Train spotting expert (not the kettles, he doesn't "Fancy" those)
Navy Seal Expert
Derby Tourist Guide (gay bar) expert
etc, etc, etc,

While English, he speaks like a yank and has lost his accent. Soft as grease, a public school boy.

Sits too far back on his seat, can't get his knee down, doesn't warm his tires (tyres), buys crap tires, worlds best absentee Dad.

Stay away, his chronic vaginal myalgia (pain of his lady parts) will fill you with dread, wearing you down until you feel like you were hit by a subway.
I hung out with Youngie last night and I feel like crap. - Oh Dude, you got New York Flu Like Symptoms
by Master Chief Shite July 9, 2019
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York River Academy

Also known as YRA, it is a school for kids with mental disabilities. Kids suffer chronic depression once they step foot into the building, and immediately want to commit die. Also, students get drug checked and suspended every two seconds.

The only good thing is probably easy grades till junior year, then you're fucked.
Types of students who attend include Furries, Computer nerds, D&D Players, and r e d a c t e d.

There is the legend that once every 5 years there's actually a cool group of kids who attend the school, but tis only a legend.

Or it is?

Attend at your own risk.
York River Academy makes me sad.
by This isn't a beach! November 12, 2019
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New York

place. Delightful city built on repurposed islands saved from a lonely existence by hardy entrepreeurs. Home to many sports clubs who have seen better times New York is now home to many museums and more lithe actors than is healthy.
New York is not a national park. Build something! Sing and dance! Dunk Be a star!
by gnostic3 November 20, 2019
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York

Its could be used as every word in the dictionary positively or negatively
Its time to york myself this is the end.
by Yorkendoodle December 10, 2019
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New York Shaker

The act of having sex with your girlfriend. Just before you ejaculate, she slaps around your dick while you jiggle her boobs and squeeze milk from them.
I tried the New York Shaker with Cindy last night. She loved it!
by KalloFox34 May 15, 2019
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York Comedy

York Comedy is an entertainmen, video making industry that was start in the year 2019(twenty nineteen), and the founder full name is "CHINEMEREM UKACHI SAMUEL"(who is a comedian that is small talented but does not like thrash) who is well known as YORK SAMUEL.

York comedy is a Video production which was founded by a small boy known as York SAMUEL.
I love all the skits of York Comedy
by Yorkcomedy August 19, 2019
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