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Martin Luther King

Martin Luther King is dead because he never woke up from his dream to fight. He believed in brotherhood, not in leadership. Saying he believed in leadership is like saying he was an instigator that believed in making wars for no reason when he was really about peace. Being about peace tends to get somebody killed.
People say Martin Luther King was about this and that every Martin Luther King Day now that he's not here to speak for himself, they try to speak for him, be his voice, and walk all over his casket in the process. At least the parades were a distraction from that.
by The Original Agahnim January 17, 2022
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Martin

A hot sexy boy that has ditched all his hoes in the park. He cock is longer than any peparami you have ever seen and is a fuck boy with the girls. He always fails no nut November and he got.
Martin is the biggest sex machine you have ever seen.
by comin Riftzy November 5, 2020
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Dirty Big Martine

When yer ma goes to an Ann Summers party and hides a sassidge roll in 'er doot and sez she hid it in 'er handbeg while calling ye a durty cunt.
"Yer ma did a Dirty Big Martine. Know where she did this sassidge roll?"
"In 'er doot?"
"In 'er handbeg ya durty wee cunt. "
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Aston Martin DBX707

Fastest SUV in the world better than a Lambo

Goes 193 mph very fast
Me: My Aston Martin DBX707 is the greatest!
Lambo guy: My Urus is faster.
Me: Really?
Lambo guy: Really.
After drag race:
Lambo guy: Wh-what?
Me: Told you.
by Aston Martin simp August 24, 2022
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Martin Robstad

A person obsessed with buing new parts to his pc. The reason for this behaviour is to be able to play overwatch with a very good performance.
Man he is such a Martin Robstad.
by Wikipedia nor May 18, 2017
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Martin Sillaste

Very funny man, gjeah. Shitcuboid in pants when play phasmophobia, epic hand simulator player. Always gamer, always monke, oooh ooh aah aah ooh ohooh ahha haooh hoh aahoaOHOH OHOHo ahahahah Oohh OOOH AAAG AAGHH OOH OOH AAHAAH
Hey, did you see Martin Sillaste, funniest guy I've ever seen.
by Jaisk November 30, 2020
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