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Slap cock to the rice

A convivial gesture made in the final moments of a meal as a statement that the fellowship on that day be forever remembered, and as a fervent expression of gratitude for the company present. A male, usually the host, will lay his penis on the unfinished portion of rice in the plate of the nearest female.
Tony got so drunk and emotional at our annual Sunday school luncheon that he felt it necessary to slap cock to the rice.
by Joe from Brooklyn March 9, 2008
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Bryce "Rice" Curtis

So I've known this kid since, 6th grade and since then he's been funny, he has a huge ego and is pretty smart

He would always make are Math class laugh at the dumbest things.

Brother has a nice collection of shoes

And a nice style

He's amazing, he is kind and a gentlemen when he wants to be.
by S.A.V.A.G.E January 19, 2020
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Botan Rice Candy

Orange clouds of yummy perfection. A sugary orgasm of the mouth. A delicious delight that lifts you into a heavenly realm only eperienced by those who have tasted true citrus excitement.
Candice: Ohhh man. *moans*

Cassie: What's wrong?!

Candice: Nothing at all, I'm just enjoying some sweeeeet Botan Rice Candy.
by `CandiCane August 7, 2008
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Egg Fried Rice

"HAIYAA! Why you put chilli jam in your egg fried rice?"
by fearlessmonkey8 January 4, 2022
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long ass rice

A synonym for noodles, as heard on Parks & Recreation.
I love eating at that Chinese place, they have the best long ass rice you'll ever eat.

Long ass rice? What's that?

Noodles. You're kidding right? Long ass rice are noodles......are you fucking high?
by Fred Ledge September 25, 2011
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Rice Pilaf Boy

A derogatory term for someone who for whatever reason purchased a financially unsound amount of rice pilaf
Phin dropped his phone in the ocean while vengefully chasing seagulls and the store was all out of regular rice. What a Rice Pilaf Boy
by Think has stopped working June 11, 2021
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long grain rice

a silver sun-fire or other american compact car made to sound like its got balls galore, also with have fake chrome exhaust tips that started to rust.
James has long grain rice in his drive way.
by JGRIBBZ October 4, 2012
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