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road whoppies

"I got a road whoppie the other day." - road whoppies
by Slinky Jones January 27, 2017
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plop a whopper

to submit fecal matter into a lavoratory with extreme force and duration. (Is not truly a "whopper" unless your face is red, or your shit is red.)
One time, I had to plop a whopper, and my ass bled for two weeks.
by joshua7437 January 16, 2008
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Whipped

Being obsessed with ones girlfriend to the point that she controls you and you no longer hang out with men
Oliver <3 Caroline

Me: dude oliver is so whipped
Lobbo: I heard caroline legit whips him
Oliver: but i love the feel of leather on my back
Me:poussbag
by Lobbo1 July 28, 2010
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whipped lightning

The world's first alcohol-infused whipped cream. It's high in alcohol, sugary, and its great to put on ANYTHING.
That girl emptied 2 cans of whipped lightning.
by nesucks December 1, 2010
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Whipped Antics

Antics performed in a whipped fashion on one or more girls, preferably ones in a relationship (so one is confined to the whip extremely tightly). This normally includes chirpsing on twitter, by text or bbm during the day and especially during school hours where others can give banter whilst one texts their whipped love. The Facebook whipped chirpse is commonly seen as an error as one can be baited out but also their filthy lines can receive likes and comments.
*Boy tweeting a girl in public about getting their phone fixed and how much they have to catch up on. - "Mate hush your whipped antics"
Boy wall to walling to a girl - "Mate this wall to wall is a whipped antics"
Boy seeing a girl on the way to school in the morning and speaking to them - "Mate we would be on time if it wasn't for your whipped antics"
by whippedwonder June 4, 2011
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mall whipped

1) Term for a man witnessed holding his wife's purse while she shops.

2) A disorder afflicting males who accompany their wives or girlfriends on lengthy shopping excursions at shopping malls. The condition is diagnosed upon casual observation by the male's hanging head, forlorn look, and dragging feet. The condition improves rapidly upon exiting the mall or shopping area.
"Man, Fred was so mall whipped on Saturday! I saw him holding a purse and two Macy's bags while his wife was trying on shoes. He didn't see me. But I was laughing behind the lingerie."
by ThePointe March 18, 2008
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whipped

See Avio Brooklyn.
A royal douche, a completely emasculated man who hangs on the every word and follows every whim of his "girlfriend", more accurately called here "mistress", or even "master".
Did you hear about Avio Brooklyn doing whatever his girlfriend wants?!

Sure did, he's WHIPPED! What a royal douche
by Bumpus Jones January 6, 2008
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