what ev

Shortened, yuppie, version of the oh-so-popular, "whatever."

Popular among sorority girls and others of that caliber.

"I'm sorry, but I don't have a condom."
"What ev, just do it."

by Benjamin Bode June 4, 2005

what the pants

An interesting variation on "what the fuck".

Guy #1: What the pants is Erica doing?
Guy #2: I have no pantsing clue.

by Lana Banana June 22, 2005

what to search

Extreme definition of boredom

Oh, I am so bored I don't even know what to search.

by amcrate September 19, 2020

What The Diu

When something amazing, extraordinary, gay, sad, frightening, or for whatever reason. Used to replace holy shit, oh shit, what the fuck, diu, etc

What the diu?? Is that an eggroll?

by TWG's VC August 16, 2008

what the tits

When you want to say "what the fuck" but you are always thinking about tits on some subsconscious level, and as such, you say "what the tits" instead.

Also use: Why the tits? Who the tits? Tits the tits?

Jennifer, you ate all the rice! WHAT THE TITS??!

by Freddizle fo' Shizzle May 26, 2016

What a save!

A quick chat option in Rocket League. Usually meant ironically.

What a save!
What a save!
What a save!
chat disabled for 1 second(s)

by average bus enjoyer January 6, 2023

What the snakes?

To express a feeling of confusion i.e. "What the hell?"

Kid 1: I just made out with a window licker that rides the short bus to school!
Kid 2: What the Snakes?

by moe deca 1200 September 26, 2006