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whale snot

The white "icicle" lights that people hang off their houses in wintertime. They look cool at night but, during daytime, yech!
Jeremiah lives in the third house in from the corner, the one with the whale snot hanging off it,
by Steve In Ktown January 22, 2008
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killer whale hide and seek

When an horny mushroom goes alphabetical on a bouncy pair of tits, spewing his semen all over them. The vagina sucks on it balls, until it finally tears the skin a pubical hairs from. The couple then go to the local marine life center and have oral sex with an orcawhale, he whale shoots his wad all over the mushrooms ear. Then an australian tourist beats off in the whales blowhole. The orcalater dies.
Hey look a mushroom; let's play killer whale hide and seek!
by Astrotimmy January 17, 2009
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22 whale hump

The art of having sex in 22 different positions, then screaming whale sounds while reaching climax.
Richard wanted to try something new. So he performed the 22 Whale Hump
by cabey12 May 23, 2014
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WHALE!

anna is such a whale except she cant swim but still
by ryan December 28, 2003
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whale-rider

a retarded drugged up moron with ape like features that sleeps with women which are trebble his size and twice as ugly because he is too repulsive and annoying to go for someone good looking.
adam is so sad and pethetic he boasts about being with butt ugly girls that he doesant even like, he has become a whale-rider.
by kev schmit February 29, 2008
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deryck whibley

1.sexy beast...i'd do him in a heartbeat...20 billion times...

too bad his bass player is bad at bass -sigh- (though, he is very hot too)
2. Exboyfriend of Paris Hilton, though not featured in any porn.
by Alicia-bo-bicia January 23, 2004
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beached whale

Any fat woman, especially the ones that wear shirts that say things like "Sexy" on their tank tops that clearly do not cover enough skin.
Yo, do you see that beached whale over there?

Where?

The one eating that small child dipped in ranch dip
by slivr3388 June 25, 2008
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