Van

Van is a guy with an outstanding personally. He usually gets along with anyone, but if not with you, there is no chance of a relationship with him. He is a leader who is not the smartest, but most likely the wisest. You can almost always count on him to get out of a bad situation, and he thoroughly thinks through all his options. While at times quick to anger, Van will never let harm come to his friends or family. Van is a well rounded individual who has an unparalleled strength physically and mentally, and is a friend you'll keep for life.

"Van is probably my most trusted friend."

"Look at him, He's so cool! He must be Van."

by anonymous October 7, 2020

Chris Van Horn

A kid that acts like a school shooter

Chris Van Horn got in a fight with Yarion

by Daddeeee65 September 24, 2019

<.7.9.7.6>Back In THe Van, I Found Peace<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6>Back In THe Van, I Found Peace<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6>Back In THe Van, I Found Peace<.7.9.7.6.>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

Van De Keere

it can remind you of a swamp creature, crawling from the underworld, also known as , (also from) germany. they are like sparkly, pink, fluffs balls, burning with a mercury bound fire. Beware the van de keeres, as they might try to nibble your large intestines ....

The Van De Keeres are eating me .

by DOCTOR ROC February 6, 2010

Van Oss

Someone who always sells the bag

You van ossed so hard by not going to golf
You always van oss in cod mobile

by SkillSergeant February 29, 2024

van zieks

a character from the great ace attorney/dai gyakuten saiban (my spelling is bad, I'm so sorry)
he is commonly headcanoned as either gay, somewhat racist or homophobic.

common ships on ao3 are :
sholmes x van zieks
ryunosuke x van zieks
and kazuma x van zieks
albert x van zieks too
yes these are all slash ships, ask ao3 users (I do use ao3 , don't ask me though)

i wrote this for fun, don't come at me if you disagree

K : hey partner, do you simp for van zieks?
R : kazuma! you know i am not a simp!
K : ........really?

by some anon user April 15, 2022

Vans

Something that private investigators drive to spy on you dumb bitches!

Bitch you have a fleet of vans following your ass...you better watch your back.

by Howard's End!! September 27, 2018