Van Hoosen Middle School

All the guys here are ugly except for the Korean ones

Van Hoosen Middle School really sucks :(

by Skee89 December 17, 2018

Vans

a skating shoe that only the popular girls wear and no one else can wear them

Adrienne: is she wearing vans?
Olivia: yeah she’s so not popular

by mountsinai January 12, 2019

Mimi’s Van

The smell of marijuana. Especially when you smell it as a young man for the first time, on the way to Dairy Queen after your feisty grandmother decided to lend her van to the yard guys for the weekend.

Haden: Wow I love Vegas, but what is that smell? It’s so familiar......

Shadix: Yes Haden that’s because it’s the smell of Mimi’s van.

by builtforspeed July 25, 2018

Van Gough

To cut your ear off as a display of love for someone.

Girl : "I love you"
Guy: "whoooah baby! I'm not ready for that kind of commitment, but I'll Van Gough for you because you're neat"

by JoeFidock August 28, 2018

Van Cleveland Event

Honest Bullshit

She was beautiful. Honstly not bullshiting. Bitch was Van Cleveland Event?

by Van Cleveland February 7, 2019

van Gogh

1. (n) A picture, usually drawn on a bathroom wall or ceiling, that is done with feces and likely used their hand as a paint brush.

2. (v) The act of creating a picture on a room's wall or ceiling made from feces.

(In a restaurant Guy #1 just returned from using the washroom.)

Guy #1: Hey man, you haven't taken a piss here, have you?

Guy #2: No, but I haven't drained the main vein recently. I think it's about time I go.

Guy #1: Yeah you really should. I was quite impressed with that van Gogh they have on display! (snickering...)

Guy #2 hesitantly: Aww man, you didn't.....

Guy #1: Yeah I did! Our waiter was a total douche. I didn't even get offered a refill.

Guy #2: Y'know what, I thought I had to pee...... but let's just casually get the fuck outta dodge, it can wait.

Guy #1: I hope our waiter has to clean it....... hahahah!

by The RussSh September 9, 2018

van gogh

an artist that every art hoe on tumblr thinks that he killed himself by eating yellow paint because he just wanted to be happy. He's a STYLISH BOII.

also an impressionist.

van gogh did not die for this shit

by kayyyyyy12234 September 11, 2018