Central Valley Academy

Ah yes beautiful CVA located in Central New York. What more can you ask for when you have athletic boners and girls that think very highly of themselves. If you’re like me, you think they look very silly for trying so hard. I wish they new you’re popularity in k-12 isn’t going to go on a job/college resume. welp CVA just about sucks other than some of the teachers, classes and the cafeteria is pretty nice but the food is a 4-5 depending on the day. Friday’s are the best because not only is it going to be “ Friday Night Lights” nor the weekend it’s PIZZA DAYY like that’s a good day to come to school.

person from CVA: i’m from CVA
person not from CVA: Who?

person from CVA: you know Central Valley Academy

person not from CVA: Who?

by bootyboootyboobies September 15, 2019

Perk Valley

A school full of bad athletes, and not that smart of kids unless if you’re name is Justin Jaworski, Meagan Jonassen, Emma Miley, and Nia Daisy

Oh look it’s a ton of bad athletes from perk valley

by Tina Long October 27, 2019

Apple Valley Steamer

Where you wake up the next morning, and your significant other forgot to wipe the night before your anal tickling with your bald head.

"Dude, why does it look like a poop emoji on your head?"
"She gave me an Apple Valley Steamer last night, man."

by griz93 December 25, 2019

Chenango Valley

Every ugly girl that you’ve ever seen goes to this school. Most of the people are rich and goodie goodies. There are also a lot of stoners. The boys are hot asf and have great shoe game. Every Valley kid hates chenango forks with everything. The teachers are either rlly nice or mean

Omg that girl was so ugly she must go to chenango valley

by Idkwhowrotethis February 5, 2020

Silicon Valley

The Bosom from a Thot with fake tits.

Guy 1: "yeah i nutted right in her Silicon Valley last night!"

Guy 2: "Nice bro!"

by Kulian Julke 911 March 3, 2020

Diamond Valley College

A school that spends 99% of their budget on sport

Diamond Valley College is for sporty kids only don't go there

by DungeonPenguin March 15, 2020

Delaware Valley University

A multidisciplinary university that certainly carries a college vibe with strong ties to its Agrarian foundations (AKA DelVal). To be an Aggie, represented by Caesar the Ram, is to enjoy a small campus community within a scenic campus flanked on the South and West by farmland. You are given a lot of freedom to experience this campus as a student that can change your outlook on many things you previously thought you understood well coming out of high school. The people you meet here are genuine and come with such variety that the worst thing you can do is keep to yourself too much here. Thinking of playing a sport? The Division 3 programs here are accepting to new-comers and each team creates a strong bond between its players that will last long after graduating. As a freshman, you're likely to live in lower-end dormitories with other underclassmen, however, utilize this fact to create friendships with all the other students in the same boat as you. The school has a solid commuter base, so campus may feel smaller on weekends, but that just means there's more room for you and your posse to make campus your world! Take many opportunities to be social, such as clubs, student government, campus events, and understand the resources available here because these 4 years fly by!

Person1: "I heard Delaware Valley University is all farmers and football players! Might not be my vibe."
Person 2: "Sure there are agriculture minded students and a fair amount of athletes, but the variety of the people I am meeting here point to an environment of great opportunity because of the welcoming nature and wide variety of students that have chosen to enjoy DelVal to the fullest."

by MartyMcWiseguy March 30, 2020