turkey burglar

Somebody who sucks major cock, and at the same time sounds like a turkey.

Gobble gobble on this dick.

You're a real turkey burglar

by Mightymeatyman March 2, 2016

Lurkey Turkey

When someone is flirtatious in a sly manner.

"Josh just texted me his parents weren't home" "What a Lurkey Turkey!"

by haikumoonface April 19, 2018

toilet turkey

The third after Thanksgiving dinner.

I went to use the bath room after Thanksgiving dinner and someone left a big ol toilet turkey in the crapper!

by Tomayko Plumbing November 23, 2017

stuffin the turkey

When a guy puts his balls into a girls asshole

would you want to try something like stuffin the turkey

by Clay Torious February 17, 2014

Turkey Oven

When you pull the covers over your significant other's head, and then shit the bed. Like a dutch oven, but with a little extra.

We broke up because I gave her a Turkey Oven last night and she threw up.

by Tommy Velvet November 29, 2020

Sliced Turkey

an unexpected success

our second place win was sliced turkey

by Vics Vapor Rub November 16, 2016

ghost turkey

When it's Thanksgiving night, and the room is dark, and a gentleman offers a woman a bite of turkey leg, but when she opens her mouth he instead presents his genitals.

Happy Black Friday! By the way, last night, I gave the lady a ghost turkey.

by Francis L August 13, 2017