When you flush a monster sized one down the toilet then come back hours later to see it fermenting in the bowl, realizing one flush was not enough to banish it to the next realm.
After investigating the putridity emanating from the bathroom, I discovered a bad case of turd revenge.
by Poomonger April 21, 2011
Get the Turd Revengemug. When you have piles, take a dump, then flush, an angel turd is that tiny, fluffy turd that somehow survived the flush and is now all alone in the bowl, cruelly isolated in the cold, clinical limbo of an empty bathroom.
Usually after a second, harder flush, the angel turd is whisked away to join his departed brothers in the heavenly sewer down below.
Usually after a second, harder flush, the angel turd is whisked away to join his departed brothers in the heavenly sewer down below.
Hey dude I flushed the angel turd you left after you crapped for America and I couldn't brush my teeth for 20 minutes
by nodgie November 13, 2011
Get the Angel Turdmug. What you feel like when you get up early in the morning and go to work work hard and get home late.
Same as hammered turd.
Same as hammered turd.
by CedricDoodlehopper November 13, 2013
Get the Turd in a Blendermug. A a peice of poop that lays horizontally over the toilet hole and when you flush the toilet the turd won't break and go down the drain.
*It usually comes from eating a lot of foods with fiber. Like cheese.
*It usually comes from eating a lot of foods with fiber. Like cheese.
by cheezeball420 January 28, 2011
Get the Steel Turdmug. by Rachel and Chris October 11, 2006
Get the turd fuckermug. by swoop hansen February 8, 2008
Get the Turd Burglarmug. by Jim Deal July 20, 2005
Get the aqua turdmug.