Turd Nugget

After Nuggeting somebodys bagpack, you then take a dump in it.

I just turd Nuggeted dalia's backpack" "i cant wait to see the look on her face!!"

by Extremeturdnuggeter December 2, 2010

Turd Base

When you fart in front of, or take a dump for the first time while hanging out with a girl

I was hanging out with my date when i slid into turd base and she called me safe.

by worthyexpress August 18, 2007

turd blossom

(noun) Your girlfriend's little brother. See also teebs and t.b..

"What's the turd blossom up to these days?"

by HarryBalzac February 15, 2008

turd sandwich

An odd form of courtship, performed when a guy takes a crap and the turd is on his ass and he smashes it into another guy's ass, making the turd squished between the two men's buns, making a sandwich.

"Dude, i saw the nastiest thing on google images, its two guys making a turd sandwich!!"

"gross"

by Nbruno UAC June 11, 2006

turd-a-tude

when a bitch attitude is mad shitty and she dont know how to act

A: what happened wit' shorty? u smash dat?
B: Naw man, she hit me wit dat turd-a-tude
A: damn B

by jvee January 22, 2009

Turd Nut

Someone who is completely outside of their damn minds and yet also full of crap.

Could also be a very hard solid and almost walnut shaped piece of poop, the kind that hurts when it comes out and causes the wet cheeks affect (when toilet water and/or piss splashes onto your rear from the impact of the solid fecies)

"That turd nut over there just told me that she saw a special on c-span about Canada, USA, and Mexico becoming one country."

"I am having the worst night possible! I was on a date, hadn't had my benafiber and I passed a huge turd nut at the restaurant and when I went to wipe my wet ass there was no toilet paper so I had this huge yellow ring on the seat of my white skirt the rest of the night"

by AMDAK1718 December 15, 2009

turd burglar

A dog who steals the turds out of the at litter box.

"My dog is a turd burglar!"
Also: "My litter box has been turd burgled!"
Also: get rid of the dog before it licks you and gets poo particles in your eyes, and you develop a severe case of pink eye. See: "Grama's Boy".

by TurdBurglar's Pinkeyed Master November 28, 2010