tool

someone who tries way to hard to fit in, pisses people off, and makes an ass of themselves. usually one with an ugly girlfriend he smashes alot but says she is hot...

tool

by crazymofo69 November 24, 2009

Tool

A guy who constantly talks about lifting and being tan. Gets no pussy! Just a dick in the ass every Wednesday

José is such a tool. Don't send me any more pictures of you in the mirror at the gym. You don't look good!

by Anonymous1118736 June 20, 2016

tool

a douchebag who sucks up in order to further his own agenda, but whose self interest is embarrassingly transparent

a politician, e.g. al gore is a gigantic tool!

by Emily H L August 26, 2010

Tool

n: Someone smart, infinitely persistent, and ultimately certain to succeed. Often used as a backhanded insult, the term is secretly an honorific.
v: to study insanely, especially if the weather's good.

Of course you finished that jurassic problem set. You're such a tool!

by mrk_123 January 22, 2019

Elite Tool

A student who goes to a top college on a scholarship who is mean to his friends and girls. They are usually power hungry & not funny. They aspire to work in finance or consulting. They describe themselves are self-motivated, hardworking, communicate, and problem solvers. Sometimes they do have these qualities, but they use it to shit on their friends.

They usually have four letter names – like Zack, Brad, or Eric.

Eric is an elite tool.

by :)LOL(: May 3, 2019

Tool

A progressive metal band that formed in 1990 which is commonly thought out to be a rock band but consists of progressive metal. The current people in Tool are
Maynard James Keenan: Singer since 1990
Danny Carey: Drummer since 1990
Adam Jones: Guitars since 1990
Paul D'Amour: Bass 1990 - 1995
Justin Chancellor: Bass since 1995
More info on the wiki page. (Note it says they are a rock band but they are progressive)

Guy 1: Have you listened to Tool?
Guy 2: No whats that
Guy 1: wanna feel high without drugs?

by Bobbychad August 25, 2018

tool bandit

Male or female who likes to suck a penis

Oh your sister is a real tool bandit

by Urban w July 8, 2022