A fantastic prog metal band. A lot of their songs are in odd time signatures and often switch between time signatures mid-song.
Ive been listening to their music a lot for the past few months and I shit you not my IQ went up by 14 points.
Listening to their music is like smoking DMT while doing your math homework.
Ive been listening to their music a lot for the past few months and I shit you not my IQ went up by 14 points.
Listening to their music is like smoking DMT while doing your math homework.
Guy 1: Hey bro what band do you like?
Guy 2: I like Tool.
Guy 1: Ride the Spiral, to the End
Guy 2: Fuck you, buddy
Guy 1: Lol. What do you like to do in your spare time
Guy 2: I enjoy finding beauty in the dissonance
Guy 1: Thats nice, this week im gonna learn to swim.
Guy 2: I like Tool.
Guy 1: Ride the Spiral, to the End
Guy 2: Fuck you, buddy
Guy 1: Lol. What do you like to do in your spare time
Guy 2: I enjoy finding beauty in the dissonance
Guy 1: Thats nice, this week im gonna learn to swim.
by Mausoleumgoer January 27, 2025
Get the Toolmug. by Indian In A Tp May 15, 2018
Get the tool pushermug. Tool hound: One who hounds (engulfs / inhales) as much tool ( male genitals) as they can.
"That dude looks like a homo."
"Yeah man, a total tool hound"
"That dude looks like a homo."
"Yeah man, a total tool hound"
by choose one April 30, 2016
Get the tool houndmug. by Arminkshipper August 9, 2024
Get the toolmug. used-up and desperate aging girls and the trolls they get to worship them that no other girls will talk to.
aging ex-strippers that can't get over the fact that they cannot manipulate men other than the fat weak pathetic losers that used to be their customers...
and the ugly loser dorks they end up getting to be their bitch boys they get to hack and harass the ex-boyfriends that dumped them. These tools know they won't get any pussy, they're just so starved for female contact they believe and do anything she says. Both are tools.
and the ugly loser dorks they end up getting to be their bitch boys they get to hack and harass the ex-boyfriends that dumped them. These tools know they won't get any pussy, they're just so starved for female contact they believe and do anything she says. Both are tools.
by herpes-neg May 24, 2007
Get the toolmug. Men who have a very big ego and think only of having intercourse with multiple women. They focus more on their looks and the amount of women they will sleep with instead of focusing on the quality of one woman.
Men like this can only be useful for sex and entertainment. When it comes to serious topics these men are pretty much worthless. A tool is usually very attractive but can also be dumb. Since they are so focused on themeselves and sex, they arent supose to be taken seriously in relationships, where they either cheat or make no effort.
Tools are great for one night stands or being "fuckbuddies" , but worst for serious relationships like a boyfriend or husband.
Men like this can only be useful for sex and entertainment. When it comes to serious topics these men are pretty much worthless. A tool is usually very attractive but can also be dumb. Since they are so focused on themeselves and sex, they arent supose to be taken seriously in relationships, where they either cheat or make no effort.
Tools are great for one night stands or being "fuckbuddies" , but worst for serious relationships like a boyfriend or husband.
A. Male cast of Jersey Shore.example:Pauly D.
B. That hot guy that fooled around with many women you know.
C. Jane:" i can believe he treats women like their toys...he is pretty hot though..."
Faira :"snap out of it! Hes a tool!"
B. That hot guy that fooled around with many women you know.
C. Jane:" i can believe he treats women like their toys...he is pretty hot though..."
Faira :"snap out of it! Hes a tool!"
by Sungod dd January 11, 2011
Get the Toolmug. 