When your homie calls your farmer friend a hoe and you say a hoe is a gardening tool and not the other thing.
But you realize just then what else a gardening “tool” is.
But you realize just then what else a gardening “tool” is.
by ΒITCHES May 4, 2022
Get the Tool mug.A tool is someone who often messed shit up so that they look cool. If you get called a tool run and don't look back.
by Jimmy mucury May 1, 2020
Get the Tool mug.Someone who is really, really annoying and has no filter. Needs to go somewhere else (like down a rabbit hole to visit the Cheshire cat) but nobody will tell them to get lost because they're actually really useful to mooch off of. My friend's boyfriend is a tool AND whipped.
Rose- "Ugh. Samuel Conrad Dahnerttttttttttttttt is such a tool."
Caroline- No! He's cute! BTW, can I have money for lunch?"
Rose- "I don't have any. Go ask your tool boyfriend for some. While you're at it, make him buy me an ice cream."
Caroline- No! He's cute! BTW, can I have money for lunch?"
Rose- "I don't have any. Go ask your tool boyfriend for some. While you're at it, make him buy me an ice cream."
by Ivy Ryan January 12, 2012
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Tool" is just a slang term for penis. It also has other meanings like Calling someone a "tool" is a less profane way of calling them a "dick" or "cock" or "prick". Or a asshole
1: yo bro stop being a damn tool and throw away your fucking trash man.
2: Me and And Ashley had sex last night I put my Tool in her :)
2: Me and And Ashley had sex last night I put my Tool in her :)
by Beverly Jokesmen August 6, 2024
Get the Tool mug.The worst type of tools in the game Minecraft. Attacks and mines better, but has a short life. Choose diamond over gold.
"Hey guys! Check out my gold tools!"
*mines obsidian with gold pickaxe, breaking the pick in the process*
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
*mines obsidian with gold pickaxe, breaking the pick in the process*
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
by Supertrain12 November 23, 2019
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