man those guys are all soggy waffles
by clerkgemgyve September 21, 2011
1. Having sexual intercourse with twenty plus women, all of whom are lying in a checkerboard pattern.
example: He's into kinky shit, like waffle fucking.
2. An alternate term for "what the fuck?".
example: Waffle fuck is going on?
example: He's into kinky shit, like waffle fucking.
2. An alternate term for "what the fuck?".
example: Waffle fuck is going on?
by boogerfeed February 25, 2008
Similar to "sharting"
When passing gas a secretive, more solid waste form is also released... creating a shit-fart aka Fart Waffle.
The Fart Waffle can only happen when wearing underwear, as pressure is needed to create the perfect shape of excrement.
When passing gas a secretive, more solid waste form is also released... creating a shit-fart aka Fart Waffle.
The Fart Waffle can only happen when wearing underwear, as pressure is needed to create the perfect shape of excrement.
"I must use the facilities before I fart waffle..."
"You should have seen that fart waffle..."
"Welp, I've created a fart waffle."
"Wha... is that a fart waffle?"
"You should have seen that fart waffle..."
"Welp, I've created a fart waffle."
"Wha... is that a fart waffle?"
by XSmiles June 29, 2013
A person that has annoyed you to a point where you want to name them the worst posible thing. A Qwaf Waffle is the air giving way out of a vag as a girl is sitting down for breakfast.
Dude shut the fuck up you Qwaf Waffle!
by Alvahito February 26, 2011
a vagina shaped as a waffle its like almost like twat waffle but that is when your vagina shoots out waffles!
by rachel.meows.in.bed May 24, 2008
A sexual term used to describe when you skew a hot waffle iron onto your girlfriend's vaginal opening, piss on it thus electrocuting her causing a massive orgasm. Defecating on her afterward is optional.
Guy 1: I totally Wyoming Waffle'd my girlfriend last night!
Guy 2: Awesome!
Guy 1: Too bad it killed her.
Guy 2: Awesome!
Guy 1: Too bad it killed her.
by ufgaddnhmgeryrt December 06, 2008
a sex position where both people lie on top of each other like two stroop waffles in a package. no one moves.
we stroop waffle forever last night. while we listened to she won't let me fuck.
by beccalovespancakes August 06, 2007