1. i felt bad about drinking so i pulld laura valley and now i feel so much better
2. I was going to pull a laura valley last night but instead i pulled a kayla boyd and woke up naked in a stable next to an amish guy
2. I was going to pull a laura valley last night but instead i pulled a kayla boyd and woke up naked in a stable next to an amish guy
by jackoamn66 April 2, 2014
Get the laura valley mug.Passaic Valley is a high school in NJ. Where most kids there think there tough but will get folded by a girl. 3 towns go there including WP, LF, and Totowa. Woodland Park kids act like they were raised in the bronx where they can’t fight for shit. They are mostly arabs and hispanics that always want to start something. Little Falls has some normal people and that are actually chill. Totowa is filled with white boys that swear they can fight but suck each others dick for a living. You can’t forget about the hoe ass white girls that think they can pull everyone. I don’t recommend going to this shitty high school. The teachers suck ass and the sports are dog.
by remixisning January 9, 2024
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Girl: Oh yeah that one school with the kids who smoke in the bathroom stalls lol.
Girl: Oh yeah that one school with the kids who smoke in the bathroom stalls lol.
by Pothead Valley November 14, 2023
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by itsjustasinine September 26, 2020
Get the can’t see past the valley mug.Quite possibly the most cucked village on the face of the Earth. Tax dollars come from mostly white aging people, but the overwhelming majority of youth using the schools are black and brown. The taxes are incredibly high, too. It's old white people paying a lot of money so that white kids get harassed and bullied while the liberal educators do nothing about it.
Imagine paying a very high tax so that your kids get bullied for being the wrong skin color while the teachers do nothing about it because they're taught this is just retribution for slavery and past discrimination.
If you're white, you need to leave this place. Or at the very least, send your kids to private schools (but then you'd be paying for two educations; paying for your own kids through private funds and by way of exuberant taxes paying for kids who are taught to hate your kids). Best to just jump ship to another town and not allow your children to put up with the psychological and physical abuse of being a hated minority.
Imagine paying a very high tax so that your kids get bullied for being the wrong skin color while the teachers do nothing about it because they're taught this is just retribution for slavery and past discrimination.
If you're white, you need to leave this place. Or at the very least, send your kids to private schools (but then you'd be paying for two educations; paying for your own kids through private funds and by way of exuberant taxes paying for kids who are taught to hate your kids). Best to just jump ship to another town and not allow your children to put up with the psychological and physical abuse of being a hated minority.
by Kangaroos1984 July 16, 2023
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-You have to run to get shitty food from a kind underpaid lunch lady
-The basketball team loses 26 to 112
-1 in 5 people are addicted to some kind of drugs
-The school bathroom gives you flashbacks comparable to the flashbacks experienced by a WW2 veteran
-A girl who’s named after a car has a new boyfriend every 60 seconds
-Advanced English students don’t know how to spell “important”
-Literal gas attacks in the boys locker room
-The dogs get brought in every other week
-free chocolate milk 😌
-You have to run to get shitty food from a kind underpaid lunch lady
-The basketball team loses 26 to 112
-1 in 5 people are addicted to some kind of drugs
-The school bathroom gives you flashbacks comparable to the flashbacks experienced by a WW2 veteran
-A girl who’s named after a car has a new boyfriend every 60 seconds
-Advanced English students don’t know how to spell “important”
-Literal gas attacks in the boys locker room
-The dogs get brought in every other week
-free chocolate milk 😌
by My Dad left for an anime girl December 19, 2023
Get the Valley Center Middle School mug.The valley, located in south jersey exactly in Burlington county. The valley is know as an sanction and cult, spread through many peaceful fractions that are located throughout the slums of Burlington county, consider Valley the avengers of this area
“YO ARE YOU FROM THE VALLEY” “Hit up the valley” “did you take her to the valley?” “ Can I be Valley bro??”
by JoeValley123 October 14, 2021
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