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Unicorn

"A horse just a little hornier than usual"

-robot chicken
Dirty slut, unicorn is a horse with a magic horn
by ItsMeYiri May 29, 2019
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Hillbilly Unicorn

When Matthew shoots his shot on your chin to look like a sloppy beard, then proceeds to put the tip of his erect penis on your forehead to resemble a unicorn.
Hey Matthew can you do the hillbilly unicorn to me in your backseat again?
by King rcj November 25, 2021
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unicorn play

Wearing a strap-on dildo on your forehead and fucking someone with it, either in the vagina or anus
My neck is still sore from the unicorn play from last night. I'm not used to all that thrusting with my forehead.
by Unicorn Player December 28, 2020
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unicorn head

Unicorn Head means that a girl/guy is dressed as a unicorn while giving head so hard that the guys genitals start to turn different colors like a rainbow
Guy 1: Dude this girl last night gave me unicorn head

Guy 2: No way dude how many colors
Guy 1: All of them
by GummyBear25 May 28, 2017
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Unicorn aids

When you want a child but you’re gay so you fuck a hooker and end up getting aids and give it to your partner and the hooker ends up aborting the child.
Shit man did you hear what happened to Kenny? Stupid fuck got unicorn aids
by Iateacatoops December 9, 2018
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Unicorn

When a person of any gender sticks a dildo on their forehead and a woman sits on the dildo while the person eats her out
Me and my girl love to Unicorn
by Bopstroya January 13, 2025
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Unicorn shit

When you shit glitter out of your ass, then proceed to stuff it in a stuffed animal and wrap it up to give to your friends little brother.
I gave my stepdads brother a unicorn shit for his birthday.
by Pablo Miguel January 22, 2021
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