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Polish Plant

When you take any garden plant/flower and place it into a hooker butthole, from which you dig and eat it out with your mouth.
I gave that lady a crazy Polish Plant last night
by Willsmithspapa420 October 3, 2024
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polish shower

a normal shower but instead of using normal water you use gelly-fied water to clean yourself
a normal shower didnt cut it anymore after the hard work, i had to take a polish shower.
by menmute May 13, 2025
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Polish Deepthroat

Unfortunately many a Polish seem to have been rig scripted into being part of some slanderous attempt at undermining our Freedom based society here with some horrid perverse agenda. While not all slander slut slags may equally visually resemble the infamous monica lewinsky for which the so called "monica lewinsky situation" is named after it being a way ti refer to slander attempts and general evil plots, the Polish Deepthroat is what it is called when the entire situation seems to hinge on some poor young throat being basically scapegoated..

Alternatively, "Polish Deepthroat" can be defined as a particular style of sucking a dick which involves particular vigour and enthusiasm from the fellator in terms of how much the gag reflex is tested and its limits pushed during the act.

Sometimes and in fact oftentimes both these definitions are interwoven.
"Yes! The Woman I picked up looks like Monica Lesinski" thought Stan, "she is gunna choke on me like a classic Polish Deepthroat in some sort of hearst style Monica Lewinski Situation all bundled up in Polish Deepthroat spiddle...
by Itssatjayuga@gmail June 11, 2019
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polish sqeezebox

An act involving inserting two fingers into a woman's vagina and an entire fist into the woman's anus.
I gave your mother the ol' polish sqeezebox last night.
by Johnny2Balls June 12, 2017
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polish hair net

A pasta fork; apoon-shaped instrument with prongs for lifting long-stranded cooked pastas, such as spaghetti.
"I can't find my fucking racist thing!"
"Your what?"
"My Polish hair net! This thing!"
"You mean a pasta fork?"
"Yeah my grandmother calls it a Polish hair net, I think it's a Dutch thing, they're really racist."
by Not So Super Mario September 20, 2013
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Polishing my crown

Polishing my crown” is a metaphor for being in one’s power and peace, with nothing able to shake integrity. Even if fighting flu.
Even though men fling themselves at me I am unflappably polishing my crown and continuing uninterrupted on my path to self actualization
by Robster51123 November 25, 2024
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Polish Stoplight

During intercourse, the penis continuously becomes dislodged from the vagina and thus causing a “stop and go” system in love making (much like a Pollack driving through a blinking red light). This is typically caused by a shorter than usual penile shaft.
Rebecca found herself in a Polish Stoplight with her husband because his birthday warranted their annual coitus.
by Riverbone Jackson January 5, 2011
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