Piss polish

The art of taking a piss on the left behind turds stuck to the side of the toilet bowl, in hopes of removing them.

Hey man I just piss polished your toilet. It was a battle, but I got them all.

by Turd polisher #1 May 15, 2024

The Polish Tikka Masala

To puke in a toilet while defecating in your hand, then taking the shit and slamdunking it in the puked in toilet

Alec was drunk one night to the point of needing to puke whilst also having to take a dump. In angst he rushed to the bathroom while only having one of the two options, shit in toilet puke in hands, or shit in hand and puke in toilet then to slam dunk the shit over puked in toilet, not allowing for meere defeat over ones bowel movement, but to grab the fecal infested shit in his hand like a bolt of lighting and smite it all over the puked in toilet and thus creating The Polish Tikka Masala

by Ekki Palli May 8, 2025

Polished Turd Syndrome

When a girl is a 6/10 but hangs around with 4/10’s to give herself the illusion of being an 8/10

Bro! Look over there, that girl is so hot!

Nah bro, separate her from her group of friends and you’ll see it’s a classic case of polished turd syndrome.

by Craiganator1992 July 23, 2021

Polish

The act of downing a drink as humanly fast as possible without spillage.

“Yo james , let’s polish these beers now”
“Callum , james and khaya polished all 20 of these beers”

by Calljamkhay December 8, 2024

Dirty Polish Woman

A fake Lesbo who actually wants to be a town bike with men but lies to you to get out of a relationship.

The Dirty Polish woman really did me badly I nearly broke her window

by DirtyPolishPerson August 4, 2022

Polish lollipop

Peanut butter on a spoon.

Her hank can you grab me a polish lollipop ?

by Polishpeterpan August 15, 2018

Black Toe/Fingernail Polish

A woman who is a dominatrix in the relationship.

My girl got these black toe/fingernail polish....I can't wait until tonight!!!!

by BEBE1981 March 29, 2024