Nipple Bumkiss

Another Name For Someone Being a "Pooty" (See Wet Blanket) or Just a Staight Ass Hole.

We Wanted To Go Out But Sally Was Too Tired, Sally Is a Nipple Bumkiss.

by 9Teen7D2 January 20, 2011

Steak nipples

the act of eating a hearty red steak and pooring the remaining juice and blood all over your fat diabetic nipples

dude Fitzy Gives himself steak nipples

by danieltosh January 14, 2011

MEATLOVER NIPPLES

Worse then pepperoni nipples they resemble pepperoni, sausage AND canadian bacon!!!

Did you see Nick with his shirt off??? That motherfucker had meatlover nipples!!!!!!!!

by Nate T March 31, 2008

nipple dick

nipple shaped dick stuk up one's head :P

shaap nipple dick

by spikey_696 October 14, 2009

nipple test

Almost better than a get out of jail free card. When you meet some slag at a bar take her home and get her naked and are not sure if her downstairs parts are tasty enough for a lick so you rub a finger down there and then rub her nipple and sneek a taste from the nipple. You can now make the decision wether or not to go downtown whithout embarassing consequences.

Oh man I should have used the nipple test last night it was like that girl was doing deep knee bends and running laps all day, sure would have saved me on mouthwash!

by ballydude September 2, 2010

Nipple fart

1. Farting on a nipple sexually

Last night Trisha let me do a nipple fart on her! It was so hot I almost splooged myself!

by spanishclass1 December 8, 2017

Nipples Vaginamite

A clever name that spoofs the title of the hit movie "Napolean Dynamite". A name like this would be suitable for an upcoming adult movie release.

Hey, lets go see the new movie "Nipples Vaginamite".

by Jeff Ashton April 15, 2005