MAAP- Moose Antler Attracted Person

A predator who has a run in with a moose antler. Communities and playgrounds are safer after this interaction.

The police department posted that another MAAP- Moose Antler Attracted Person is going to be living 4 blocks away from an elementary school.

by Gerswon Miahjere March 15, 2023

Moose

Moose aka Deshawn Merritt does indeed get to trim when the clock strikes 8pm leading him to do some unforeseen things.

Moose ass get to trim at night

by JStimp March 17, 2023

Moose Knuckle Boys

A group of golf enthusiasts who typically play up north, colder environments. They always make it to West Florida one time a year. The boys of this group win skins, knock pins down, drain 20 footers in their sleep. They drink whiskey with their pinky up.

Ahhhh man, the Moose Knuckle Boys are here. I guess we're playing for 2nd, especially if Don is here.

by Fupasnuggler April 10, 2023

moose slappin

A superlative of Slapin (similar to dope, awesome, delicious) that is used for something that is spectacularly awesome, sometimes food. But it's more than just slappin, you'd need two hands (like a Moose's antlers) to seriously slap for something that great (often used about food)--or lay a virtual slapin on someone who disputed it's amazingness. Also used in a virtual sense about online trolls in live chats.

"Those tacos from the mart next to the gas station are Moose slappin!"

or

"If you type one more stupid thing into this chat, you're in for a Moose slappin!"

by R0b0tMaker January 10, 2017

Moose on the bus

When you shit on the bus and smear it all over the bus and windows.

Cooper left a moose on the bus after school today

by Cooper haters of America November 4, 2021

moose twit

When your deputy tells you to turn left, then turn right. But you drive through a wooden roller coaster with your squad car.

Nice job Junior you "Moose Twit!"

by Gangly Don September 23, 2023

four legged moose

When you’re railing her from behind wisconsin wheelbarrow style but she’s making moose noises while getting pounded

She asked what the four legged moose and in just five minutes she was making moose noises!

by Jake #1 March 8, 2020