muffstache ride

When a clean shaven man performs oral sex on a woman who hasn't shaved her bush. This usually causes a tickling sensation on the man's face.
Guy 1: Uhhgg Margaret gave me the grossest muffstache ride last night!

Guy 2: That's disgusting dude....
by DC Boyz January 30, 2012
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Riding the luge

When a hockey goal tender is sprawled out like he is on a luge while laying on the puck.
Antti Niemi was riding the luge on that one.
by Cpt.Midnight June 8, 2010
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Canoe ride

When a guy lies on his back and one girl sits on his face and another rides him reverse cowgirl.
"Hey girls, wanna come back to my place for a canoe ride?"
by sympathomimetic August 15, 2014
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Ticket to ride

A ticket to ride means something must happen for something else to happen usually the ride being more important than the ticket.

A phrase first used in the Beatles song 'Ticket to ride' in which according to the book by Steve Turner was coined by John Lennon as a way to describe prostitutes who worked in the streets of Germany, these women acquired a card from medical authorities, which stated they were in good health. In this context the ticket is the medical card and the ride is the experience with the prostitute, within this context the medical card is used as a prerequisite.

In modern times this phrase has been used by Mark Goldbridge to describe how football fans are being exploited by footballers to sell merchandise and so on. Without the fans, no merchandise would be sold. In this context the fans are the ticket and the revenue from merchandise sales are the ride.
Person 1: Could you ask your parents if it's okay to come over tomorrow
Person 2: They gave me the Ticket to ride yesterday so I'll be there
by titusoneil August 28, 2021
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Riding British

Somebody who pushes their shopping cart on the wrong side of the aisle at Wal-Mart, creating a jam as the faster moving people have to get around one at a time.
Person 1: Hey, what's the hold up up there?
Person 2: someone's riding british, we have to go through single file!
by holychristmasbatman March 19, 2011
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Jiggle Riding

"Peter is the jiggle riding master."
Peter: "That's disgusting."
by K_t_B October 2, 2007
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Camel Riding

Camel riding is when you have sex with a hunchback.
Dude, I was camel riding in bed last night!
by Zakoshi March 22, 2020
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