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Two-Incher Pincher

Someone who has a two inch dick, thus having to pinch it to masturbate
Michael has a two-incher pincher because he thinks his hot shit at Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2 and has prestiged 4 times. Ohh yea and don't forget the fact his dad randomly beats the shit out of him with his belt while Michael is trying to prestige 5 times on Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2.
by 752002729 January 19, 2010
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Goody Two-Shoes

An expression saying that someone is always on the side that is "good" and never taking a chance of being "bad"
You're good Ash, and I'm bad Ash. You're a Goody Little Two Shoes.
by Boomstick April 3, 2005
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two tier fountain

The act of petting the vein matted stank hammer while simultaneously water-popping your own brown eye whilst squatting over a bidet.
I had the best “O” face while doing the two tier fountain today. Wishing wells ain’t got shit on me
by Stank hammer March 15, 2019
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two bite check

The act of checking on a table in a dining environment after all members of the table have eaten approximately two bites of their food. This is standard hospitality procedure.
Hey, can you please two bite check table 26 for me, the guy at cover one is a pretentious asshole and I can't bear the thought of going back there.
by nachoworm August 8, 2010
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Death on two legs

A song released by the British rock band Queen in the year 1975 as a part of the album "A night at the Opera".

It was penned by Freddie Mercury as a diss track dedicated to Norman Sheffield (Queen's manager at the time) because he screwed them over.

"Death on two legs, you never had a heart of your own"
Brian: What's your favorite Queen song?
Roger: Definitely Death on two legs
by JoshTomar February 24, 2022
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two hit fight

It is often used as a way to dismiss the threat of an aggressor by saying, "This is a two-hit fight."
A two hit fight is one where 1) I hit you, and 2) you hit the ground.
by Silent Barracuda February 27, 2014
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jeniffer with two f's

Usually a nice person that unfortunately had their name spelt wrong on their birth certificate. Could be a result of an asian parent typo.
Yo it's jeniffer with two f's
That's a F in the chat... no wait two F's!
by BoomChickaPop69 January 17, 2021
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