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2. The editors allowed this as an exceptional definition for the word "table."
1. You just looked up what a fucking table is
2. The editors allowed this as an exceptional definition for the word "table."
by XXACIOUS October 06, 2020
A British person.
A funnier and less objectively agreed upon version of "brit", typically said with disdain (serious or joking). Can also relate to British mannerisms or objects (see example 3)
Originating from the public access show, A Little Sketchy, in which the fictional character, Johnny Table is an incredibly stereotypical British person.
A funnier and less objectively agreed upon version of "brit", typically said with disdain (serious or joking). Can also relate to British mannerisms or objects (see example 3)
Originating from the public access show, A Little Sketchy, in which the fictional character, Johnny Table is an incredibly stereotypical British person.
EXAMPLE 1:
Snobbert: *proceeds to use British pronunciation*
Quimbly: "what made you this way?"
Snobbert: "to tell you the truth, I'm a table. *cries in British*
-A Little Sketchy Episode 12
EXAMPLE 2:
British Person (Table): "can I get a nice cup o' wa'er?
American: "What a table!"
EXAMPLE 3:
British Person (Table): "in my home across the pond, we eat crumpets"
American: "are those table foods?"
Snobbert: *proceeds to use British pronunciation*
Quimbly: "what made you this way?"
Snobbert: "to tell you the truth, I'm a table. *cries in British*
-A Little Sketchy Episode 12
EXAMPLE 2:
British Person (Table): "can I get a nice cup o' wa'er?
American: "What a table!"
EXAMPLE 3:
British Person (Table): "in my home across the pond, we eat crumpets"
American: "are those table foods?"
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by your pseudm December 06, 2016
to see something that has a free sign on it on the side of the road and drag it all the way back to your house
you see a free couch of the side of the road and you drag it back to your house:::that is ping pong tableing
"oh man i just ping pong tabled a desk a mile across town to my house"
"oh man i just ping pong tabled a desk a mile across town to my house"
by ilikecheezandpie July 01, 2009
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