turkey burglar

Somebody who sucks major cock, and at the same time sounds like a turkey.

Gobble gobble on this dick.

You're a real turkey burglar

by Mightymeatyman March 2, 2016

jives turkey

griffin klages

Wow, stop being such a jives turkey, Jess!

by mswizzle August 22, 2014

turkey timer

A slang term for a fully charged / hard clitoris. So called because of its resemblance to the timer that pops out when a frozen turkey is finished baking.

One stroke on her turkey timer and she was gushing like Niagara Falls.

by anoldviolin July 21, 2016

love turkey

(noun) a generally good looking male who has the ability to make one develop a strong appetite, not necessarily for food; may also make strange and unnecessary noises akin to a turkey or camel

Matt is a huge love turkey.

by SpambotPrime January 16, 2011

Turkey Bite

The process of taking ones thumb and placing it between the pointer finger and middle finger then pinching someone with your thumb, resulting in the most painful pinch known to mankind

Cara if you dont keep yourself in line I am going to turkey bite the hell out of you.

by Mack Master Jack August 7, 2012

Dirty Turkey

When a women smears poo on her breasts and slaps them repeatedly across your face while making a gobbling turkey noise.

hey babe fancy giving me a dirty turkey im well in the mood for one after you burn the christmas dinner.

by crownofthorns16 September 12, 2018

stuffing turkey

to finger fuck a girl, of any age, under any circumstances.

dude: go down on me baby

girl: am i gonna get some too this time?

dude: bitch please, i wont stick my finger in there,it reminds me too much of stuffing turkey

girl: fuck this then!

by penissnatcher March 30, 2009