A person with an overly inflated ego who happens to think he’s the baddest mother fucker to walk planet earth and never hesitates at any chance he gets to remind you of that. They usually put a TON of effort in trying to come off much cooler than they actually are. Also usually for the most part unemployed.
“Did you see Jakes story?” “yeah, lmao. That’s like his 5th memory he’s posted today that was older than 5 years ago!” “Haha he’s such a tool!”
by Wrench monkey April 20, 2023
A man who is unable to impose his will on other men, women, and ultimately his own children. Because he is unable to push around other men and aggressively pursue women, a tool works away his younger years while other men have sex/fun with his future wife. When he finally does marry, he is unable to properly pass his own personality on to his children, and is instead merely used by his wife for the fruit of his labor while she instills her own personality on them. In the case of male children, the lack of male personality will in turn make them tools.
Adhering to traditional Christian or Jewish morals guarantees that one will be a tool. See Friedrich Nietzche's "slave morality."
Adhering to traditional Christian or Jewish morals guarantees that one will be a tool. See Friedrich Nietzche's "slave morality."
by Croato December 10, 2009
this is a slang word used by hoodlums/gang/wannabes type shit, its another way of saying like a knife or a gun/ some kind of weapon that will fuck you up
by m$l April 19, 2024
There's Only One Life.
A sort of counter-measure to the YOLO phrase. As Chris Langan explained, every human-being is an endomorphic image of the mind of god. Everybody is one. TOOL.
A sort of counter-measure to the YOLO phrase. As Chris Langan explained, every human-being is an endomorphic image of the mind of god. Everybody is one. TOOL.
by Captain Falcum October 08, 2012
A Tool is someone who goes through the motions of doing all the right things just to make themselves look good. Real tools have no self awareness and are completely invested in this image that they reflect of themselves but it is a hall of mirrors.
by WordBoss3 February 24, 2024
An arse who is so stupid that others can easily use him/her with other him/her even realizing it. Someone who says that Avril Lavigne is a tool.
by xSisterxGrimmx April 13, 2009
Matt Kinard is a tool
Matt Kinard calls Zoe a tool when really he is a tool
Matt Kinard is just a tool
Matt Kinard calls Zoe a tool when really he is a tool
Matt Kinard is just a tool
by youre friend the tool January 19, 2010