Moose Deuce

A turd of epic size that clogs the porcelain and requires a poop knife in order to be contained.
George dropped the ol moose deuce at in the employee restroom and bailed when the toilet overflowed.
by Shit knife December 17, 2018
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Jumping Mooses

Jumping mooses originated from a girl called paige. Genuine animals that only cross her mind. Many people think this is a crazy rampage, serioulsy a jumping moose is brillinat. Just think about it and let the motion flow through your head.
paige; hey there a jumping mooses!
other; shit man thats some rad stuff
by PAY-G =] October 08, 2008
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maple syrup moose sploosh

Person 1: Hey man, did you and Kelly do it last night?
Person 2: Yeah man, and she's from Canada so she asked me go maple syrup moose sploosh style.

Person 1: OH wow I bet that was sticky.
Person 2: You know I got that Canadian rizz tho dawg
by ajb123 May 05, 2024
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moose twit

When your deputy tells you to turn left, then turn right. But you drive through a wooden roller coaster with your squad car.
by Gangly Don September 24, 2023
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Moose Plug

An extra large tampon for huge va-ja's.
Who tried to flush this moose plug?... Bring me a plunger!

Moose plugs couldn't dam that flow!
by Hot as balls July 17, 2012
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moose overlord

A person, preferably tall, who can be simply referred to as moose or moose overlord. Sassy, sarcastic, and antisocial. Rules all the moose in the land. Mean.
Yo, watch out for that moose overlord!
My moose friend got attacked by a moose overlord.
I don't like moose overlords.
by Yo Woahhhhhhhhhh August 02, 2017
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moose years

Oh, you’re turning 33? Happy moose years!
by Greyk March 23, 2024
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