A theory written by Rhombicosidodecahedron stating that:
If one is to attempt to obtain an addition of rizz to a current value of rizz, which is an addition of great magnitude within a time period of minuscule duration, he shall retain his current rizz and shall not gain any but an addition of magnitude whose value shall be lowered, while also becoming subject to ridicule and chastisement which shall cause the deprecation of the magnitude of the intended addition of rizz.
If one is to attempt to obtain an addition of rizz to a current value of rizz, which is an addition of great magnitude within a time period of minuscule duration, he shall retain his current rizz and shall not gain any but an addition of magnitude whose value shall be lowered, while also becoming subject to ridicule and chastisement which shall cause the deprecation of the magnitude of the intended addition of rizz.
Bob: Imma come to school tomorrow with some gucci clothes and a new rizzful haircut and also some white shiny teeth and cologne and imma get all them girls
Joe: that's too sudden of a change. You should follow the Rhombic Theory of Rizz Deprecation which essentially says if you try to make such a sudden and dramatic increase in your rizz you will look bad
Bob: that's a shame
Joe: that's too sudden of a change. You should follow the Rhombic Theory of Rizz Deprecation which essentially says if you try to make such a sudden and dramatic increase in your rizz you will look bad
Bob: that's a shame
by Rhombicosidodecahedron September 3, 2023
Get the Rhombic Theory of Rizz Deprecationmug. This is the theory for sounds where one specific sound doesn't start with its own climax.
Simpler said, the sound has to build up volume first and the climax starts 5-30 milliseconds later.
Looking at another perspective, it is very likely that drum sounds instantly reach their climax where as (mostly noticeable) EDM sounds that have some kind of distortion to them, don't reach their climax instantly, but get them more likely delayed.
Simpler said, the sound has to build up volume first and the climax starts 5-30 milliseconds later.
Looking at another perspective, it is very likely that drum sounds instantly reach their climax where as (mostly noticeable) EDM sounds that have some kind of distortion to them, don't reach their climax instantly, but get them more likely delayed.
by DragoBruder July 20, 2021
Get the Melodical-Charging-Relevance-Theorymug. If someone says something very awkward to you, say something equally awkward in response in order to make the whole situation not awkward.
Examble of the Theory of Counter-Awkward Claims
Woman: Jeff, I'm Pregnant
Man: Katie, I have herpes
Woman: I'm not really pregnant
Man: I still have herpes
Woman: Jeff, I'm Pregnant
Man: Katie, I have herpes
Woman: I'm not really pregnant
Man: I still have herpes
by mung69 November 10, 2011
Get the Theory of Counter-Awkward Claimsmug. this is the thot theory of the fourth dimension. Basically every time you pop a random boner, it's actually because a thot is actually riding your dick from the fourth dimension. But we can't see them but they can see us.
by thesmartestmanonthisflatearth February 16, 2018
Get the the thot theory of the fourth dimensionmug. A binge is an event in which a group of people gather in a house to take a high volume of drugs and / or alcohol and generally get off their tits.
A binge conspiracy theory is an event in which something strange, obscure or mysterious happens. Due to the lack of sleep and / or generally being fucked, the congregation of people have to discuss the events (often making jokes) to deduce theories as to what has happened in reality and who has caused it.
The 'strange mysterious event' is often something extremely simple caused by someone misplacing an object, but the confusion is intensified by everyone being off their heads.
Binge conspiracy theories are often shortened to the initialism 'BCTs'
A binge conspiracy theory is an event in which something strange, obscure or mysterious happens. Due to the lack of sleep and / or generally being fucked, the congregation of people have to discuss the events (often making jokes) to deduce theories as to what has happened in reality and who has caused it.
The 'strange mysterious event' is often something extremely simple caused by someone misplacing an object, but the confusion is intensified by everyone being off their heads.
Binge conspiracy theories are often shortened to the initialism 'BCTs'
For Example
Binge Conspiracy Theory - BCT:
Someone empties a full bottle of cordial into a jug, leaves the jig and takes the bottle. Everyone then notices but the culprit could be anyone in the room, and the group have to create theories as to what the fuck has just happened.
Binge Conspiracy Theory - BCT:
Someone empties a full bottle of cordial into a jug, leaves the jig and takes the bottle. Everyone then notices but the culprit could be anyone in the room, and the group have to create theories as to what the fuck has just happened.
by liamisg June 16, 2012
Get the Binge Conspiracy Theory - BCTmug. A strategy by which if you do something enough times, eventually one of those tries will be a good try, or provide a good outcome. In otherwords, anyone can come up with someone exceptional if they do it enough times.
It basically operates under the principle that doing anything requires zero to a very limited talent on the part of the individual as long as they do whatever their doing multiple times.
It basically operates under the principle that doing anything requires zero to a very limited talent on the part of the individual as long as they do whatever their doing multiple times.
Taking 400 pictures of the same object will eventually yield a very professional and exceptional picture, regardless of how talented the individual taking the pictures is.
"Wow that's a great picture, must have been hard."
"No, I had a digital camera I took about 400 pictures, I figured one of them had to turn out good"
"Ah, operating under the 'greatest outcome of multiples theory'."
"yep"
"Wow that's a great picture, must have been hard."
"No, I had a digital camera I took about 400 pictures, I figured one of them had to turn out good"
"Ah, operating under the 'greatest outcome of multiples theory'."
"yep"
by blkplgue March 30, 2008
Get the greatest outcome of multiples theorymug. The theory that anti feminists exist. no one knows because they say something about still believing in gender rights but how could they do that and not be a feminist.
anti fem: I still believe in the equality of genders but I'm dont agree with some of the ideas of feminism so I dont call myself not a feminist
Feminist: So, you dont believe in the equality of men and women since youre not a feminist.
Anti fem: Oh god not this anti feminist theory again
Feminist: So, you dont believe in the equality of men and women since youre not a feminist.
Anti fem: Oh god not this anti feminist theory again
by Jondabomb278 March 18, 2018
Get the anti feminist theorymug.