Donkey Dickin

A term used to describe extremely long ashes on the end of a blunt or joint. Common slamg originating in southern Ohio around 2013. Still frequently used today.

“Yo you’re donkey dickin that blizzy hard!”
“Ash that donkey dick before you burn holes in my couch bro!”

by Hot-Lon July 24, 2018

Donkey-bombs

Extremely hot and putrid smelling farts. The kind that can fill a room and feel like you’ve stepped into a steaming fog that surrounds your body and fills your lungs. The kind of fart that stanks so bad that you think it might get stuck on your clothes or skin.

“Oh man, I’ve been dropping donkey-bombs all day. Must be all those eggs and that kombucha I had this morning.”

“I couldn’t wait to get off that bus, I thought I was going to barf. Someone dropped a hot donkey-bomb and my eyes started watering.”

by Bird Diapers March 31, 2022

Swamp donkey

A baseball term that describes the act of hitting a baseball so far that it disappears just like your dad.

LaSteroid Daddy Hack IV just hit an absolute swamp donkey.

by SillyBilly99 October 6, 2023

donkey asshole

something to rape

Person 1: Should we penetrate that donkey asshole?
Person 2: no, we should rape it
Person 3: Will our kids be centaurs?
Person 2: yes
Everyone: Cheers with happiness and joy because the get to rape a donkey asshole

by Donkey fucker 69 March 4, 2022

Swamp Donkey

A fat, heinous woman with a fupa and putrid gash stench that goes to bars to take sexual advantage of too-drunk-to-know-better men.

Josh did not have a good time when he was accosted by a swamp donkey

by SF42 October 4, 2018

Donkey wars

Donkey wars, series of wars in eastern Europe, to claim independence from the USSR.

Those bloody turnip eaters, and their donkey wars. You would think they would just return to the mud.

David and Petr are Czech surviours of the donkey wars

by Practicaldickhead August 7, 2018

rusty donkey

A rustic bar that is now closed.

What year did that rusty donkey close on Detroit Avenue?

by Rdore1277 December 5, 2015