When you find an evil bitch and spread her legs wide open and to your surprise you are met the smell of fire and brimstone, the screams of hell, and demonic jagged vaginal teeth that bite your dick off.
I was thinking she was marriage material but thankfully before taking her to meet the family I found out she was a demon spreader. Barely saved my dick from this one!
by Miss Kitty 13 March 18, 2023
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I borrowed that dude’s lighter to light my cigarette, and almost got my face cut off by a demon sword.
by WeirdMountain December 10, 2018
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by Causal Trader July 15, 2020
Get the Yolo Demon mug.horrendous creature that will torture you and eat your soul if you so much as touch a tree. stay away from it or else, it might ravage the earth if you do.
“Jimmy disappeared last night, he disappeared when there was an orange fluffy creature under his bed…”
“Shit, that’s the Lorax demon. Board up the windows and hide you and your girlfriend in the bathroom, we’re next…”
“Shit, that’s the Lorax demon. Board up the windows and hide you and your girlfriend in the bathroom, we’re next…”
by doodlenoodlealien November 3, 2025
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Get the Demon slayer mug.Little devilish creatures that enter your butthole through a pill inserted into your anus. Their goal is to build the Lego Death Star and then dissolve in your butt afterwards.
by Dkmc68 February 10, 2024
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