Texas Virgin

A woman that is around the age of 24 and has not been married nor has any kids - of hers or anyone else.
Wade, "Man its hard since i turned 25 to find any single women that do not have any kids or hasn't been married"

Eric, "Yeah, I just found myself a Texas Virgin last week."
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texas toehog

Right at the start of doggy style, when they least expect it jam your big toe in her ass. Then you ride her like a pony.
I surprised the girl when I texas toehogged her ass.
by Awwsum Mhan December 21, 2003
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Robinson, Texas

A great place to live and raise kids, just outside of Waco, Texas.
Robinson, Texas ISD is AWESOME!!!
by MommaDuck January 04, 2011
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Texas Hello

The action where, when someone is taking a seat, a person behind them proceeds to fist their asshole. Usually this is to the shock of the person sitting.
"Oh man, Rudy just totally gave me a Texas Hello in Math class."

"Amanda, Paul just totally gave my asshole a Texas Hello".
by Paul H___. April 18, 2009
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texas raider

that chick is a texas raider
by jason bushe May 27, 2008
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Texas Jackhammer

A Sex Move In Which You Are Standing Up With Your Partner And You Hold Them Upside Down And Fuck Them In The Mouth. You Then Drop Them On Their Head As You Fall To Your Knees, You Pull You Dick Out Of Their Mouth And Jizz In Their Face As They Hit Their Head.

Usually Resulting In Death Or Mental Retardation.
Anthony: "I Can't Believe You Gave Nancy The Texas Jackhammer Last Week!"
Chad: "Yeah Dude, It Was Intense, i Didn't Mean Do Do It That Hard Though, It Annihilated Her."
Anthony: " Yeah Dude, She'll Never Be The Same, Well We Better Go Back To Her Funeral"
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Texas Sizzler

When a female hooks up a jumper cable to a guys dick and to her mouth, then gives the guy a blowjob- Texas Sizzler.
I heard Nate's in the hospitle because last night his girlfriend gave him the old Texas Sizzler Technique..
by Rape them puppies April 25, 2010
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