Satan Shitting

Taking long poops at work on the clock in hopes of winding down the day quicker for full hours.

Kyle’s spends more time Satan shitting than he does on the forklift.

by Jammin876 June 8, 2025

Virtual Swatting

A false report of a serious breach in a video game that is sent to the game administrators (usually as a prank or a fit of revenge) in an attempt to get the victim suspended or banned.

Originates from the fact that swatting is the act of reporting a serious crime to an address to bring a SWAT team there

When I was logging on to play Splatoon the other day, I got a message saying that I was banned for being unsportsmanlike. I did nothing wrong; I was merely playing the game fairly and not taunting. It was just pure skill.

Upon a subsequent investigation after I appealed the ban, they found out that it was indeed a false report, so it was merely a Virtual Swatting

by ErPhox05 July 13, 2025

Gay sitting

A casual sitting posture where a person sits on the ground with legs spread wide apart, often leaning back slightly or slouching in a relaxed and comfortable manner

he looks like he's gay sitting

by Naursine August 12, 2025

Gay sitting

It is casual sitting posture where a person sits on the ground with legs spread wide apart, often leaning back slightly or slouching in a relaxed and comfortable manner being more gay depending on context

"he looks like he's gay sitting."

by Naursine August 12, 2025

the shitting effect

a mental phenomenon that occurs after somebody takes a shit. following the shit, the person forgets important tasks they were planning to complete before the shit.

I hate the shitting effect -- it's why I got detention for forgetting my homework.

by Bill Slime August 15, 2025

Slime-Spitting Swine Slab

A particularly flat penis

"Apparently, John has himself a Slime-Spitting Swine Slab"

by porkcathedral96ALLAH! January 14, 2026

Spontaneous Synchronized Shitting Sarcoma

(SSSS) a serious disease characterized by unpredictable synchronized shitting of two or more people within 10 meters of each other and subsequent synchronized prayer for forgiveness.

"Can you imagine if today was Thursday instead of Tuesday?"
"Honestly, if it were thursday, we would all contract spontaneous synchronized shitting sarcoma and have to change our pants"

by chessmasterflex January 20, 2010