Jesper Stromblad

The guitarist and man who formed one of the greatest melodic death metal bands in the world from Sweden, In Flames. Jesper mainly plays Harmonic guitar riffs (Which is sort of like lead) while Bjorn Gelotte plays Melodic guitar riffs (Sort of like rythm).

Jesper Stromblad plays harmonic riffs.
Jesper owns.
In flames we trust.

by xtc mat August 16, 2008

Choke Stroke

The act of receiving penile hand stimulation while being asphyxiated.

His bitch tied a bag around his head and choke stroked him.

by kris6000 September 24, 2016

East Stroudsburg North

Located small town in Northeast PA that has grown exponentially in the past few years thank to a large influx of people from New Jersey and New York. Everyone comes in from the city and expects to have some kind of respect or status because theyre from BX or BK, like we really give a damn. Nearly half the white kids believe they are black, when clearly they are not. The teachers (mostly younger at the school are someone you are very likely to run into at a college party - very awkward. The high school football team never wins, more people show up to basketball games than football games, teachers there have been known to sleep with each other then leave theyre spouses and children for another teacher, the high school is called East Stroudsburg North though it is really located in Bushkill, PA and the adress reads Dingmans Ferry, PA. The lunches had to be revised becuase students are too fucking fat, guidance counselors are unhappy middle-aged women, and upperclassmen fall under the spell of skanky little freshman slores, usually named corinne. Almost 5 girls are pregnant every year. Teachers have also had relationships with students. You hear stories about someone getting caught fingering his girlfriend in class. We have the ugliest cheerleading team ever, the poorest homecoming decorations & floats ever, and the only pep rally we have becomes a goddamn dance party. The rival high school is East Stroudsburg South, and their whole athletic population is on steroids. Any bit of news travels down the mountain in no time, everyone eventually finds everything out. Our local mall is smaller than the Wal Mart. Wal Mart for some unknown reason is also a hangout for dense teenagers that have nothing to do at 2 AM. The local college, East Stroudsburg University, is a hot spot for senior high school students to get theyre party on.

"So did you hear about Js party on Friday?"
"No whattabout it?"
"Its an open invite, EVERYONES going!"
...a few hours after the party unwinds, everyone gets kicked out becuase of ridiculous amounts of assholes showing up.

"You know that student teacher, new to East Stroudsburg North?"
"Yeah..."
"I ran into him at an ESU party last weekend..."

by Student1 December 8, 2007

stroll

to wander in the hood.. to cruise in the car in the neighborhood..

i gave u tape full of dope beats to bump when stroll in your hood..

by Dr.DRE November 19, 2004

Stroker

To stroke as in the hand movement, but associated with the male genitalia.
Used in response to idiots or "strokers" as a metaphor for cock touchers.

Phil Collin's is a complete stroker.

by MarkRiccioni January 31, 2005

self-stroke'n'poke

Female masturbation.

"She likes to do a lil' self-stroke'n'poke when I'm away. ^.^ "
-me

by Dave March 29, 2004

Stroopwaffle

1. According to a Hetalia Kink Meme, "Two crisp, crumbly cookies adhered with a sticky, syrup filling. Firm and chewy when cold, but left to cover a hot, steaming cup of coffee, the core went all melty. From toffee to caramel in consistency. The kind that stuck to the roof of your mouth and you had to lick and suck at furiously to get off."

2. We have no idea, but also according to a Hetalia Kink Meme, some sort of service offered by prostitutes that involves 5 pints of some unidentifiable liquid, 14 eggs, a whisk, and a coat hanger.

1. "Mmmm, these stroopwaffles are delicious."

2. "Ow, stroopwaffling sounds painful."

by Rovonos February 1, 2009