Steven Segal

The most underrated comedian of his generation.

Steven Segal- Get your ugly, toothless white ass out of here.
White guy- I never looked at it that way before but now that I heard it from Steven Segal, it makes sense, he's right, I am an ugly, toothless white loser.

by The Original Agahnim October 13, 2021

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Steven Connelly

Whipped beyond all measure.

Dude 1: Bruh are you coming to my party this Friday
Dude 2: Nah man I'm going to see Fifty Shades of Whipped with my girl

Dude 1: Wow bro you're such a Steven Connelly

by xxx_alpacca_wrangler_xxx July 27, 2016

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Steady Steven

The Steven that’s always steady at things doing school before lunchtime..

Hey Steady Steven, would you mind handing me the sodium hydroxide for our beaker?, Steady Steven, will you gently activate the projector for the state capital presentation point sheet??, Steady Steven dance with us to this new PinkPatheress song! Steady Steven, would you be interested in joining 2 clubs for club rush at LCC this year! Remember that new kid from Junior year?, Yeah he’s nice and it’s Steady Steven he transferred to our school on March 4th 2022… he’s been here for two years now… thrillingly to ask some nice and random questions to him about the nice things!

by DJPANDADUDE_big excision fan_4 August 5, 2023

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Stevens

a form of nasty shit normally the ones you take after a night of drinking natural lights

Damn Mark I just took the nastiest Stevens in my life

by Dan Glee Sac November 13, 2019

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Steven Sanders

A man who knows what he wants. What he wants is a pile of steamy hot cum from 8 different guys to slide down his throat and fill his trucker belly. He likes to get ass blasted while on the road from lot lizards as well.

That guy Steven Sanders sure is into men!

by ...damn... August 8, 2022

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A group of stevens

If a group of 2 stevens is together it is a cluster of fucks or short hand cluster fuck. If a group of 3 or more stevens are together it's is called a disappointment .

Man look a group of stevens over there it's a cluster fuck. Or Look at that a group of stevens its such a disappointment over there

by Thewarmerofglizzes April 26, 2025

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