Status Spammer

A person or comment who kills the mood you were trying to create with your status.

status: im so sad today. life just isnt fair.

status spammer's comment: WELL TOO BAD EMO CAUSE IM SOO HAPPYYY!!!

by omgyourabitch March 26, 2011

Ranch Status

When you squeeze ranch dressing into a woman’s vagina to increase her pleasure.

I went to ranch status with his mom last night!

by Sheshelover06 November 27, 2024

Dip Status

When you want to break up with your girlfriend but you're too much of a pussy to do it like a "big boy".

Can also be used to say that you are leaving a place or area.

"Dude are you breaking up with me?"
"YUP, DIP STATUS."

OR

"YO, I'm going to DIP I'll see you later."

by Look At Flowers April 18, 2010

Chunny Status

When you get so chunny that you obtain the status of being chunny.

Yeah man can't lie I'm chunny status

by STONEDMONKEY64 December 4, 2022

Meat statue

A nice looking man or men that you observe from afar. A male distraction.

I was unable to perform my work duties because a handsome meat statue was in my area.

by EQuotationmark March 2, 2022

Tweaker Status

Is a title given to someone who's went from their regular life to a tweaker on the street.

Have you heard from Rachel?
"Yeah, she's on Tweaker Status"
Oh! Really?

by Savage_Wolf September 9, 2022

status

A new form of communication invented by slay queens

She blocks you and broadcast her problems to all her contacts and then ask her besties why you don't seem to understand what her status mean.

by Zimmarish October 30, 2018