goat status

Greatest of all time or the best way to say something is neat-o, awesome, or swell. The phrase goat status is very relaxed, never goes out of style.

Those shoes are goat status

Michael Jordan is goat status

by Zitley June 2, 2018

frosty the status-quo man

Term of semi-endearment used to define luddites or other change averse, retrospective-type, hindsight focused individuals.

frosty the status-quo man is over there goin' on about how great life was before the Internet

by thefirebuilds August 28, 2008

Stanislaus Q. McInsertiontson

One who is easily offended at harmless statements often promoting a controversial attitude.

A White Person: "Man I hate niggars, always stealing my crack and cutting in front of me at the welfare line".

A Black Person: ":FS*(&P(S*F&PSIUFHISUE*(&Y*(W(R*YWPE(*R&P(W*E&R*(P(*DSP(SDFKLJSDHFLISUDHF MAN WE HATE YOU TOO! NOW STEP BACK WHILE I GO RAPE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!"

A White Person: "Chill, don't be such a Stanislaus Q. McInsertionson."

by Stanislaus Q. McInsertionson's cheap Mexican equivalent September 19, 2004

spanus

The space anus. Also refering to 'zoning out' and losing touch with reality if for a fewseconds or a minute.

Dude, that shit looks like the Spanus!

Did you just get sucked into the spanus?

by Nick Farace January 10, 2004

shitpost status

Basically a millennial version of youtube poop.

Jim: At least one of these shitpost status videos always pop up in my home page, what's up with all of them having the same title?

Harry: They're basically youtube poop, you boomer.

Jim: Darn I feel old.

by tropical potatoes January 9, 2021

Shanus

Shart originating from the inner anus. Fecal matter residing just on the outskirts of the rectum.

See "shart" on urbandictionary.com also.

I need to go clean the shanus from my pants.

by BlakeS September 2, 2008

spanus

The spine anus. The dreaded condition is found in amateur and sometimes professional artwork when the artist places the butt hole too high.

"Hey, look at this new piece of art!"
"Dude, that shot suffers a huge case of spanus"

by Sonderjen January 10, 2008