little girl says to her father while playing a game "look daddy im T-bagging him" dad replies " no honey you don't have balls, you are Taco standing him.
by Rivari November 20, 2014
Get the Taco stand mug.A method of having sex usually resorted to by lonely skinny nerd virgins. They go in bars and find a girl that is very drunk and can't think, trick them into thinking they are hot, then bringing them home. It is a loser act, but it does work.
Jacob: Oh my gosh I heard humping noises coming from your room all night, what was that?
Michael: Guess what... I lost my virginity.
Jacob: OMIGOD NO WAY, you actually got a girl to like you?!
Michael: No, I just did the drunken one night stand.
Jacob: Oh, so it's not that surprising now.
Michael: Guess what... I lost my virginity.
Jacob: OMIGOD NO WAY, you actually got a girl to like you?!
Michael: No, I just did the drunken one night stand.
Jacob: Oh, so it's not that surprising now.
by Oneriwien July 29, 2012
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when one masterbates into ones own hand, and then procedes to eat it...this is typical of most Edmonton Alberta residents.
Guy from Edmonton: Man i'm all alone again tonight...and im hungry...great time for an Edmonton Standard
by R-Fed December 7, 2006
Get the edmonton standard mug.A phrase localised to central Scotland, mainly Stirlingshire. Also used south of the border to describe someone who furiously masterbates in public.
by Sorcha Polly April 1, 2007
Get the Shando mug.Me and my fuck buddy got into a textican standoff that went on too long and then she said she was too tired to hook up.
by nat100 November 1, 2010
Get the Textican Standoff mug.sandos an acronym for "suck a nigga dik or sumtin'!" or white boy style, "suck a nigga dick or something! gosh darnit shut your butt cheeks!"
Joe: HAHAHAHA youre a bitch
Mike: Oh yea.....sandos muthafucka!
Joe: what are you trying to say?
Mike: suck a nigga dik or sumtin....bitch!
Mike: Oh yea.....sandos muthafucka!
Joe: what are you trying to say?
Mike: suck a nigga dik or sumtin....bitch!
by mrstonecoldsteveaustin March 24, 2009
Get the sandos mug.1. The most common way to get AIDS/HIV. This is generally referred to as a booty call and involves Pitbull the rapper.
2. Shooting a ton of stupid no brain idiots in one night (generally used as zombies)
2. Shooting a ton of stupid no brain idiots in one night (generally used as zombies)
by Astupidwhiteboy September 25, 2017
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