snakes on a plane

An adjective used to describe something that was funny or entertaining, but unintentionally so.

Dude, that movie was so pathetic, it was totally snakes on a plane.

by John Connell March 26, 2007

snakes on a plane

When a man single-handedly strokes his penis (aka the snake) across a woman's stomach, in other words, the plane.
(such as the Great Planes)

When Gina refused to touch his penis myself Adam whipped it out and pulled a "Snakes on a Plane" on her.

by Jujuninator March 5, 2009

snakes on a plane

Absent without leave, awol.

Joe- "hey call up jimmy today"
Kenny- "we tried hes snakes on a plane"
Joe- "ok then where is he then"?
Kenny- "i don't fucking know, hes snakes on a fucking plane"

by p r a double t September 9, 2006

stakeboarding

plays by sisis who use a board and plays like a fucking shit

by kim kwang jun September 3, 2003

Shakespemo

A statement of emo or unpleasant topics of woe spoken articulately, and sounds really fancy and sad, like emo poetry spoken in everyday conversation

named for William Shakespeare, the world first emo kid

Guy 1 (upset person): woe! when will the soft caress of the darkness pull me into its bosom so i can escape this oppression and drown in the numbing song of the black crow making shadows on my wall
Guy 2: Way to be a Shakespemo
Guy 3: doesn't bosom mean tits?

by Ursinkoo October 18, 2008

Shakespeareish

When someone is trying to speak in Shakespearean but just throws in a couple thou's and thines.

Dude1: What if thou sammich was thine only sammich?

Dude2: Umm, it would taste the same?

Dude1" Ahh yes, but in Shakespeareish it is thine only sammich!

Dude2: Yeah... in Shakespearean its also a sammich by any other name would taste as sweet... And this is a sub, so... still tasty.

by SirEvanJones February 16, 2010

shakespeare tech

using an old fashioned way of writing books and plays. with no computers involved.
tech is a short version of the word technology meaning electrical everyday items.

guy 1: man, i got a history assignment and my computers broke. I got to write it by pen

guy 2: uggh i hate using shakespeare tech!

by ComicGal April 27, 2010