spider webbing

To saran wrap a room in a fashion resembling that of a spider web. When complete, lines of shaving cream are put on each strand of saran wrap to give it that silky look, which would also make it more of a pain to clean up.

Spider webbing is always a good way to get back at a fellow college student.

by Tanzola October 13, 2011

Spiderman

When semen hangs from the penis in such a way that it droops down and attaches itself to the inside of the leg.

Mostly occurs while urinating after sex or masturbation.

Jon - "Oh man, my dick totally did a spiderman last night"

Joe - "Shit dude, spidermans suck..."

by AyePal December 12, 2013

barking spider eggs

Shit. Plain and simple

That damn barking spider has been following me around all day, now I'm gonna have to go drop off that nest of barking spider eggs

by masta dragon red March 1, 2010

inverted spider monkey

A high level sex move in which the girl is face down on a bed (imperative given the power of the thrust) the man positions himself on the girls buttocks facing her legs, which are held by the man as far up as he or she can handle. The man then penetrates straight down for maximum depth- after that its a matter of thrusting as hard as possible until one or both of the partners bursts into uncontrollable screams. And that is the inverted spider monkey.

Mike did you hear that the interns where doing the inverted spider monkey last night, apparently the screams could be heard for blocks.

by TheOnlyTruth1 July 6, 2010

Upside down spider

An undefinable phase which can pertain to anything in your vast imagination.

You're about as cool as an upside down spider.

I'd rather suck my own poop than eat an upside down spider.

Charles J banged a girl resembling an upside down spider

by Curtis E Bearr January 12, 2009

Mexican Fighting Spider

Hailing from Mexico City, Mexico. The Mexican Fighting Spider is a very dangerous spider indeed. From the latin hexus nombdula spider, this spider is extremely large, well organised, been known to carry a wallet and is trained in the ancient arts of Tia Swin Do.

Scientists report a group of these spiders have been discovered in Shipley, mainly in the BD98 area and even towards Bradford. Residents and people in the areas are being told to evacuate as the Mexican Fighting Spiders begin to burn down homes and rob banks and charity shops.

by Dr. Monroe May 24, 2006

spider

The act of keeping your dick hard when in the process of masturbating (burning one off). Accomplished by cupping your hand and letting your fingers hang resembling that of a spider and stroking the head up and down with your fingertips. AKA The Spider

When you are in the restroom and someone comes in and you were masturbating. In order to keep your dick hard (quietly) until they leave, you would use the spider.

by Chew Dogg December 28, 2005