Spoon

The word spoon can refer to someone who made a stupid comment or had a retard moment whilst speaking.

E.g. Bob says, “Roses are blue, violets are red,” Zach quickly responds with, “You’re a spoon.”

by Average Guy Pete April 17, 2019

Peanut Butter Spoon

When its Midnight and you need a snack because Donut Operators' cute ass just uploaded.

"Hey Charlie, got a Peanut Butter Spoon?"

by GayRetardIan September 18, 2020

Silver spoon

A character from ii who is simped for. Many people simp for this character for his hot bod

Person1: why the fuck are you simping for a spoon.
Person2: because silver spoon has a hot bod

by Spoon simp August 9, 2022

Spoons

Something You will never understand.

The questions on the math test were like spoons

by MrSpartan October 25, 2019

Spoons

It can be either cuddling, or as british people would call the weatherspoons

'Who fancies a cheeky spoons'

by haveacheekyspoons July 29, 2017

squirmy spooning

Similar to spooning but additional movement is added. But falls shy of being considered humping or other sexual activities.

It was late and we were comfortably spooning. But then something clicked and we were squirmy spooning.

by johnQJohnny September 7, 2017

SCP-59002. The Orchestral Spoon.

Description: SCP-59002 is a seemingly normal spoon that once dropped onto any fragile surface, such as glass or ceramic, will begin to repeatedly bounce and hit aforementioned surface to perfectly recreate the popular song ‘RUSH-E.’ After finishing a stretch of its song, it will fling itself to another fragile surface. Strangely, the beating the fragile surface receives from SCP-59002 has no immediate impact while the spoon is still playing, it is only after the spoon flings itself to another fragile object, that all the force applied to the previous object hits the object all at once & in perfect tune with the spoon’s song. Undoubtedly shattering the object. If the spoon is not stopped, it will continue to gain speed and power, eventually resulting in 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 being considered a fragile object to the spoon. Decimating entire skyscrapers. Thankfully, the spoon has not yet been let gain enough power to completely shatter earth before launching itself to neighboring planets.

SCP-59002. The Orchestral Spoon. has breached contaiment.

by YaboiToast November 5, 2023