poon slap

the act of pulling out a semi hard dong out of a vagina and then slapping the girl in the side of the face with your sloppy dong.

"Hey, you suck at doing my dong!! Its time for a poon slap biatch"

Bitch isn't performing.
Time for a poon slap.

by Diggity Doctor May 30, 2007

Sack Slap

When a male person rubs their hand across their nut sack and slaps someone in the face with it.

Mike: I heard Raul took your juice box.

Taiquan: If he did, he's gonna get a sack slap to the face.

Mike: That shit sucks.

by Mr. Taco Killer December 16, 2009

slap it up

Phrase used to express enthusiastic endorsement of an idea, particularly if the idea pertains to the recent or imminent acquisition of goods or information. While some believe the term descends from "sop it up with a biscuit" or the practice of slapping someone upside the head, "slap it up" most likely refers to the literal action of placing a desired object on a surface with considerable force, as a means of presentational flourish.

"Governor, may I offer you a glass of eighteen-year-old single malt?"

"Yeah bitch, slap it up. On the rocks"

or

"Guys, guys...I got the promotion!"

"Right on Steve, way to slap it up. Let's go celebrate."

by Lydia Steier June 20, 2006

Shanghai Shit Slap (SSS)

Is when you take a shit in a paper bag then slap someone in the face with it.

Bill: That fucking chode pissed me off so much yesterday i gave him a Shanghai Shit Slap (SSS) and he cried. He smelt like shit for the rest of the day.

by ChoadZilla69 February 23, 2010

Australian Jump-Slap Fight

1. A form of competetive martial arts wherein two combatants face off against eachother on a pre-determined patch of grass, usually about 15x15 feet. The only rules are as follows: All blows must be delivered with an open hand, and a fighter must be clearly airborn while executing any attack. Fake-jumps are permitted to throw off an opponent's timing, but a counter-attack still must be performed while real-jumping. The bout ends when anybody gets exhausted from the constant leaping around, or when the whole thing isn't funny anymore, at which point a panel of three judges declares a winner based on who collectively whooped more ass. All of this is crazy enough to have probably originated somewhere in Australia.

2. A relatively safe way to settle disputes, while still resorting to violence, which rules.

1. Timothy won a 2-1 split decision over Gerald in that Australian Jump-Slap Fight, because he whooped more ass, but not unanimously.

2. "I'll Australian Jump-Slap Fight you for that last hot wing, bitch."

by j_dizzle2869 October 21, 2005

nigger slap

When someone comes up to you, steals your fried chicken, slaps you with it and runs away with it.

Jay: So, the other day I was walking home from Kfry, and some random came up to me and nigger slapped me!"
George: Oh shit.

by akjdlaksd June 19, 2010

Slap-It

To Stop the Slot Machine while it's spinning in hopes of winning a jackpot that the machine wasn't going to give you.

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I took my sister to go Slap-it at the Casino.

by N8Stylo February 22, 2021