SPEED BUMP

Children

I thought I hit a speed bump until it started screaming

by JakePersonYT September 4, 2019

speed docking

A new form of space docking thought to have originated in the jam scene of Baltimore. While space docking is the act of defecating directly into one's vagina. Like a space ship attempting to dock to a space station, "space docking" involves very accurate control and near-perfect alignment of the two orifices.

The true tale of what speed docking is still remains a mystery. Some say it is a version of space docking but on a boat while spun out.

"Hey mama, wanna ride my boat and try speed docking tonight?"

by TronTastic Cheshire Avenger August 23, 2011

Speed Runner

A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head.

Flippy: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl

by jkfdnoen4o3nonfr June 20, 2016

10 speed

Term used for person with add or ADHD, who's going a million miles a minute... Or a person who is on uppers, talks a lot, has a lot going on...

#10 speed slow down... 1 thing at a time.

by DaynaBug February 1, 2023

Speed bagging

The act of two women embracing ex hugging or scissoring and their clits randomly touch, bouncing of each other, resembling the sound of punching a speed bag

When Tina hugged Sue their clits were speed bagging so much it sounded like someone kicked the spring door stop!

by Cronus29 June 29, 2024

speedy speed

A slang for treadmill that was first coined by Google Translate but got into defining by Malinda Kathleen Reese o her cchanne

I like riding the speedy speed.

by Squarcillow April 24, 2022

Speed

When you say Speed, you mean gay

Speed = Gay

A Speed likes to hump anything. He moans when you are in close proximity. He is the worst friend you could ever have.

Ex.
P1: That guy is so Speed.
P2: I heard he has a crush on Jaime

by The One and Only Gi-Lee September 15, 2020