Take a virgin out to sea, pop her cherry, then through her overboard.
First claimed by a dude named Marty
First claimed by a dude named Marty
by DBsjXC January 9, 2009
Get the Shark Bate mug.A Jesus version of a shark. Jesus walks on water, Jesus Shark walks on land.
Jesus made alot of fish and bread. Jesus shark makes people and bread.
Jesus was a person. Jesus shark is a cartoon.
Jesus got respect. Jesus shark has no respect. "nyuk nyuk nyuk."
remind you of anything? jesus shark is the big talking shark from josie and the pussycats.
Jesus made alot of fish and bread. Jesus shark makes people and bread.
Jesus was a person. Jesus shark is a cartoon.
Jesus got respect. Jesus shark has no respect. "nyuk nyuk nyuk."
remind you of anything? jesus shark is the big talking shark from josie and the pussycats.
"oh man tedd, I saw the Jesus Shark walk by me at the super market."
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"jesus shark watches me in the corner of my room when I sleep. fuckin jesus shark"
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"jesus shark watches me in the corner of my room when I sleep. fuckin jesus shark"
by ronnoc the axe January 13, 2009
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A land shark is a code used in veterinary medicine that refers to an animal that is vicious and deemed unsafe. This only happens if the animal has gotten lose and bit someone.
The next clients dog is classified as a land shark, so make sure to use a rabies pole, muzzle and safe distant at all times.
by Vet tech August 9, 2012
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A tattoo shark is someone who gets ideas for tattoos from music video clips like for example Limp Bizkit.
by VICKI KARMA November 14, 2006
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Father: I thought we came to San Francisco to watch a Giants game.
Son: No silly it's Pride week the only baseball will be the catching my mouth does.
Father: You are a sperm shark.
Son: No silly it's Pride week the only baseball will be the catching my mouth does.
Father: You are a sperm shark.
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Get the Sarkozy mug.Men who are head of the Tembin tribe in the west coast of New Ireland call sharks to enter manhood. This is where the term Shot caller originated. Rap music has adapted this term from their ancestors.
Wanna be a baller, Shot Caller twenty inch blades on the Impala.
Shark Callers always have nice rides. In the Tembin tribe they ride only in hand crafted canoes made of the finest timber.
Shark Callers always have nice rides. In the Tembin tribe they ride only in hand crafted canoes made of the finest timber.
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